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I'm that one kid that made the infamous fanfic and gets called an asshole because other people are hypocrites.

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You are a normal person. You live with your parents, and you are a normal pony loving kid. What could go wrong?

YOU WANT TO GET TO EQUESTRIA! Start at "START HERE"!

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When Cheerilee plans a chaperoned trip to Manehattan, with Big Mac being the only chaperon, She decides to separate the Cutie Mark Crusaders and pair each filly with another of their class to allow them to socialize with others.

She assigns buddy groups and tells them they have to stick together no matter what. So why then would she put these following fillies together?


Scootaloo teamed up with Diamond Tiara.

Applebloom and Twist partnered.

Sweetie Belle and Silver Spoon are paired up.

Let the chaos ensue.

Sort of Gift Fic/Challenge Fic for: Ijab

Proof Reader and Editor: SolidFire
Minor Proof Reader and Editor: Rain Walker
Art by: hoyeechun of DA
Also so there is no whining, there is one predetermined couple which is spoiled first chapter... you have been warned!

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War is terrifying. When you've been at it for over ten million years, you tend to start to run out of resources. You also start to run out of ideas, and this can be particularly vexing if your people face annihilation if defeated. The warring factions of the Transformers, the Autobots and Decepticons, are locked in such a titanic death struggle.

The Decepticons rebuild one of their best spies into the likeness of a pony and send him to Equestria, a nation found on a planet during a top secret investigation. In an effort to study magic and quantify it, they hope to establish a valuable new energy source. However, their studies of the pony culture, though detailed, are barely comprehensive enough for their agent to fit in. Worse still, the spy must wrestle with the sensations of his never-before-used organic body, including the frequent and puzzling emotions that occur whenever ponies interact with him.

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While practicing a new spell, Rainbow Dash and Twilight are mistakenly sent to the North Pole. There they find out Santas' reindeer are sick with the flu. Luckily for Santa, the Element of Loyalty is willing to lead him a hoof.

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8 years since she came out.
8 years since they started dating.
8 years since she became different.
5 years since they married.

And now Applejack has to live the life of a princess, with Twilight. She was happy to be with her, but Applejack felt... empty inside.

She gave up a life on the farm for her true love, but she also gave up her talent, her calling to life, and and her family.
Was it worth it?

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Shortly after the announcement of the massive assault on Canterlot, a changeling drone sees Chrysalis' attack plan fail before it even begins. How will the Queen of the hive react when said drone proclaims these visions?

Inspired by the song "Tomorrow Comes Today" by Gorillaz.

Dedicated to Fallen Prime and twow443.

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Once upon a time, Spike went for a walk.

While on his walk, he was judged by an ancient alicorn, lodged with griffons, parlayed with air pirates, charmed a maiden of a mystical race, and dealt with the scourges of hate, fear, and racism while deliberately drawing the armies of myriad nations to the brink of global war.

Once upon a time, Spike went for a walk, and did all of this so that he could keep a promise to the one that meant the most to him... Twilight Sparkle.

In the first of three books, Pillars of the Sun (Chapters 1-15), Spike is devastated by Twilight's fate and grows more and more despondent as he attempts to understand what has happened to his dearest friend. A gentle nudge from a pony he trusts sends him looking for answers. When that nudge becomes a push he unravels ancient secrets... and risks losing himself before his attempt to rescue Twilight can even begin.

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Each person on Earth has a copy in Equestria. It's the same the other way around. That means there are six girls who, may or may not have met, are the perfect friends for each other. Brooke Bennett is your perfect, unordinary teen. She also has distinct rainbow hair and magenta eyes. When her life takes a terrible turn she does the worst thing someone could do! Use a magical mirror and switch places with her ponyself. Now a wingless pegasus and a head in the clouds human have to survive stuck as they are. That is until...

What could possibly go wrong?

REWRITING IN PROGRESS
WILL BE UPDATED SOON

Somehow my random brain will put this together into a appledash/humanized romance! Please enjoy!

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Sometimes life just smacks you upside the head. That happened today when life gave me a box that made me trip and fall on my porch.

Turns out life didn't just hit me, it bitch-slapped me many times by giving me a DJ from a kid's cartoon.

A DJ that loves loud stuff, alcohol, and things that go BOOM. Why life? Why would you do this?
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An idea that I thought of while thinking about MLD. Don't worry, it isn't a parody or a pointless rehash of it. This is an original PoE (Pony on Earth) story involving Vinyl Scratch, a human, and a lot of police.
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Reviews (I'll always be adding more!):

Regidar: I like it! Sweet! I kinda want to watch them get arrested for throwing a rave.

Dunsparce: Yes, I am quite enjoying this.

Sliverfish: Noice.

gwarrior2013: I think you forgot the "human" tag

Violet Emblem X: Omg this is so totally hilarious! Like AND Favourite :rainbowkiss:

Serefin: Well, Vinyl has made a mess of things quite quickly. Hasn't she?

Cryopocalypse: I love Rule #3. :)

Theatercritic (Who's opinion is not highly valued by anyone): This is great!

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Celestia's past, told by many different points of view. I don't know what to put here. Just read it and find out I guess

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