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You are a normal person. You live with your parents, and you are a normal pony loving kid. What could go wrong?
YOU WANT TO GET TO EQUESTRIA! Start at "START HERE"!
You wake up. You are in your bed. Your bed is a pony bed. You have a computer in your room. You wonder, "What shall I do today?"
Your mom says, "Honey! Breakfast! Your favorite, (Your favorite food.)" You need to do something. School is today. Do you want to:
Go to school:Here
Play on internet:Here
Watch TV online:Here
Run away:Here
Go explore outside:Here
You are on your computer. You go on Firefox. You are on Google, your homepage. You look up:
Daring Do:Here
What type of pony am I?:Here
Teenage mutant ninja ponies!:Here
Does MLP exist?:Here
You keep watching TV. Watching. Watching. Watching. Your mom says,"BREAKFAST! Where are you?! If you don't come soon, you are grounded for a month!" You think. THINK THINK THINK! You can't think. Too much MLP has made you non thinkable! What should you do? UH OH! Your mom comes marching down the hall.
"YOU ARE GROUNDED!" says your mom.
VERY BAD ENDING!
You are at school. Everyone there hates you. You have no friends. Nope. None. You need to get to class. So you go to class, and sit there. Once your class is done, you go to another one. AND ANOTHER ONE! Till your classes are done. You go home, eat dinner. And after watching a few episodes of MLP, you go to bed.
You can:
Wake up at morning (No dreams):Here
Have a dream:Here
You are having a dream. You dream you are in the MLP world. You meet the My little ponies and do adventures with them. You are at a wedding and you are about to marry Twilight Sparkle. Suddenly everything Crashes. In the middle of the room, you can see a Chess board. You dance on it, just because you felt like it. Then you:
Slip:Here
Fall:Here
Wake up:Here
LOL! You see funny posts about Daring Do, poor girl. Then something happens! Your computer says it's gonna self destruct! It blows up in your face. You can:
Go to school:Here
Read Daring Do:Here
Must run. You don't want school. You don't want your life! You want a MLP life in Equestria. You are getting crazy a bit. You grow up and get a scientist job. But soon after, you are fired. Your boss is angry that you exploded stuff in his face. You decide you must go to school, in order to have a job. You travel to school, but you are not allowed in. You suffer without food, and soon you Decide:
To steal food from your parents:Here
Steal your computer:Here
Die:Here
AAH! It was the snake on my tail! You are starting to get bored with the story. Would you like to:
Read on:Here
Go to school:Here
Eat the book:Here
YOU HAVE DIED!
VERY VERY VERY VERY BAD ENDING!
You don't feel so good. Your tummy keeps gurgling. The book has a flue! You are now sick! You can't go to school, Play on computer, you are grounded!
Not so good Ending!
You slip. You do the splits, and you:
Immediately wake up:Here
Once you got your computer you look up how to be in Equestria. A post said, "Click Ctr-Alt-P!" So you:
Click Ctr l-Alt-P:Here
Die:Here
You click Ctr l-Alt-P! You have been knocked out! BY YOUR COMPUTER! You:
Wake up:Here
Stay KO ed!:Here
The snake keeps biting! It keeps biting! Daring Do can't handle the pressure. Will she survive? Well, Duh! She can survive! She has to! I mean this kinda snake doesn't have venom...Right? Daring Do dies of Venom. That was a lame story.
Not a very good ending.
1. You Love: a=You love cupcakes b=You love healthy stuff c=You love ANIMALS
2.You would kiss a: a=Squirrel b=Carrot c=Bunny
3.Would you rather: a=Dance with a Skunk b=Have it rain forever c=Dance with a porcupine
If your answer was mostly:
a:Here
b:Here
c:Here
Your mission is complete! You are in Equestria! You realize you are a pony. What do you want to do?:
Die in Equestria:Here
See Princess Celestia:Here
See the main six:Here
See The cutie mark crusaders:Here
Steal the elements of harmony(Who knows? They could be worth alot!):Here
Take Pictures of Everything:Here
Go back in time:Here
Go to Ponyville:Here
Go to the Ever free Forest:Here
Create how your pony looks at salon (UNDER CONSTRUCTION):Here
ACT CRAZY! (Because this is soooo amazing!):Here
Go to sugar cube corner and eat all sweets!:Here
You wake up. You are in your bed. Your bed is a pony bed. You have a computer in your room. You wonder, "What shall I do today?"
Your mom says, "Honey! Breakfast! Your favorite, (Your favorite food.)" You need to do something. School is today. Do you want to:
Go to school:Here
Play on internet:Here
Watch TV online:Here
Run away:Here
Tell your mom you went to Equestria:Here
"MOM! I WENT TO EQUESTRIA! AND I WENT BACK IN TIME! AND NOW I'M BACK!" you say.
"Oh, Honey! Your silly! Fine. Show me." says your mom.
You are:Pinkie pie!
You can:
Retry Quiz:Here
Go back to homepage:Here
You are: Carrot top
You can:
Retry Quiz:Here
Go back to homepage:Here
You are: Fluttershy!
You can:
Retry Quiz:Here
Go back to homepage:Here
You get to your old house. You get in through the back door, and go to the fridge. Suddenly, a light comes on. Your parents see you but don't recognize you. You get sent to jail for a year. How's that?
VERY NOT SO GOOD ENDING!
A post said, "Click Ctr-Alt-P!" So you:
Click Ctr l-Alt-P:Here
Go back to your Homepage:Here
You see alot of pictures of TMNP:
You roll your eyes as you get bored. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. You can:
Go to your homepage:Here
Go to school:Here
Watch TV online:Here
You fell! You have been KO ed! You can:
Wake up:Here
"MOM! MLP IS REAL!" you say.
"Honey, don't be silly! Why would such a weird TV show be real?" says your mom. Your mom has pushed your line.
"IT'S REAL! YA GOTTA BELIEVE ME!!! MOM, YOU STINK." you say.
Your mom is starting to get angry. Do you want to:
Continue arguing:Here
Kill Mom:Here
You try to kill your mom, but she is too fast! She gets her knife and kills you!
YOU HAVE DIED!
VERY BAD ENDING! VERY BAD ENDING!
"You click Ctr l-Alt-P on my computer." you say.
"OK, let me try." says your mom. She tries, but it doesn't work.
"Bu-but..." you say. You are speechless. You can't explain why it doesn't work..."Maybe it only works for pony believers!"
"Fine, try." says your mom. You try, but it still doesn't work. "Admit defeat, honey. Admit it."
You:
Admit Defeat:Here
Do something else:Here
"I admit it! MLP isn't real!" you say.
"And?" says your mom.
"And I should never ever watch MLP again?!" you say.
"Yes. You are not allowed to watch MLP, because it is a bad influence." says your mom.
SAD ENDING!
(Unless you hate MLP. Then It'll be a happy ending.)
"Mom, MLP IS REAL! I will die if you disagree!" you say.
"MLP is a bad influence. No, MLP forever." says your mom.
SAD ENDING!
YOU HAVE DIED IN EQUESTRIA!
VERY BAD ENDING!
(Or if you like dieing in Equestria, then Happy ending!)
"Hello there dear, Equestrian. What brings you here?" says Princess Celestia.
"I am a pony, my name is (YOUR NAME HERE.)" says you.
"Well hello, (YOUR NAME HERE.) Why did you come here?" says Celestia.
You came here because:
You wanna marry Princess Celestia:Here
Look around:Here
"Princess Celestia, will you marry me?" you ask.
"Oh, um...OK?" says Celestia.
"Then let the wedding begin!" You say.
And Celestia finds what makes you so awesome, and marries you. And you live:
HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
You are looking around in the castle. Where do you want to go?:
Celestia's room:Here
Luna's room:Here
Star swirl the bearded tower/room:Here
To Equestria:Here
You go to Canter lot castle. You go to where the Elements of harmony are. You buy a fake Celestia horn. Stick the horn inside, and it opens! You steal them! YOU RUN RUN RUN! You must go to the nearest diamond store! You find one, and:
Sell THEM:Here
Return the Elements of harmony back to their case:Here
You realize that Pinkie pie is the seller!
You get nervous...
"Hey! Wait a second! These are the elements of harmony! YOU WERE STEALING TO MAKE MONEY!" said Pinkie pie. You get thrown in jail. At least your on top of the news!
HALF BAD ENDING, HALF GOOD ENDING!
Retry?
You took these pictures:
And you became a famous photographer, and you lived as one forever!
Nice ending.
Redo?
You go to return the Elements of Harmony. You see Celestia looking at the box. You say, "Celestia, I am sorry, I didn't mean to steal them! It is just that the case looked so pretty!"
Seeing how sorry you are, Celestia forgives you and says, "Well done. You learned that the right thing to do, is better than the wrong thing to do. You are now a unicorn." (You used to be an earth pony.)
THE UNICORN END!
Explore Equestria more:Here
Redo?
You are going to see the main six! You are so exited, you can hardly breath! First you can go to see:
Fluttershy:Here
Pinkie pie:Here
Rainbow Dash:Here
Rarity:Here
Apple Jack:Here
Twilight:Here
Do something else:Here
"Hi Fluttershy!" you call to her. "I am (YOUR NAME HERE.)"
"Why hello! How did you know I'm Fluttershy?" she asks.
"I thought you were famous! I mean, your the Element of Friendship!" you answer back.
"Well...I guess so." says Fluttershy. "Why did you come here?"
You came here to:
Marry Fluttershy:Here
Just to say hi, now I'm leaving:Here
"Fluttershy, will you marry me?" you ask.
"Well uh- I don't know..."
"Please? I always had eyes on you!" you say.
"Oh..." says Fluttershy, love hit. "Of course!"
And so you got Married. And you lived:
HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
Redo?
"Hey, Hey, Pinkie pie! I am (YOUR NAME HERE.)" you say.
"HI! YOU MUST BE NEW! I'M PINKIE PIE...Wait...You said my name was Pinkie pie! You know! Oh cool, I must be famous, or something." says Pinkie pie.
"I'm here to..." you start. You are here to:
Marry Pinkie:Here
Just to say hi, now bye:Here
"Pinkie? MARRY ME!" you say.
"OK!" says Pinkie. It was that easy for you.
So you guys got married, and you lived:
HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
Redo?
You visit Rainbow Dash after asking some pony to do a Butterfly wings spell. "Rainbow Dash! Can I talk to you?" you ask.
"Why sure! I am so awesome! So whats up?" says Rainbow.
You:
Marry Rainbow:Here
Just here to say hi, bye:Here
"Rainbow, could ya marry me?" you ask.
"Uh- NO?! LAME!" says Rainbow.
"But, Please! I'd give you this blue cloud to marry you!" you say, holding a blue cloud.
"Oh, fine." says Rainbow. And you guys marry, and live:
HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
Redo?
You go to the Boutique. You are there to see Rarity. "Hello, Miss Rarity! I am (YOUR NAME HERE!)"
"Just a moment please! I am making a dress!" Rarity says as she makes a dress. "I'm all done!"
"I want..." you start. You can:
Run away screaming:Here
Marry Rarity:Here
"I want you Rarity!" you say.
"TO KIDNAP ME?!" Rarity guesses.
"No, to marry you. I mean, I'm no prince, but I love you." you say.
"M-Me? No one has ever loved me! Well, except my friends...But still! I ACCEPT!" she replies.
So you guys marry, and you live:
HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
Redo?
"HI AJ!" You say, "I'm (YOUR NAME HERE.)"
"Well, Howdy there Part n a'!" says AJ. "What do you wanna do?"
You can:
Marry AJ:Here
I just came to say hi, bye:Here
"AJ, marry me! Your the coolest Part n a' ever!" you say.
"Why, shoot...I'd be happy to." AJ replies.
And you guys get married, and live:
HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
Redo?
You travel to the Library. You know Twilight (a princess now) will teach you SPELLS! You get there and say, "Hi Twilight! I am (YOUR NAME HERE!)"
"Hello, What do you need?" says Twilight.
You can:
Marry Twilight:Here
RUN AWAY VERY FAST!:Here
Do spells:
"Marry me!" you say to Twilight.
"Excuse me?!" Twilight replies. "Never!"
"But-" you start.
"No buts! Go away!" Twilight says.
Go away:Here
Soon, you get to the Club house. "Hi." you say. (You have a blank flank.)
"OH HI! WANT TO JOIN THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS?!" asks Sweetie belle.
I do:Here
No Thanks:Here
"You are now an official CUTIE MARK CRUSADER!" says Sweetie Belle, Apple bloom, and Scootaloo.
You are in Celestia's room, you have no Idea what you are looking for. You look under the bed. You see a book! It says:
Celestia's Diary.
Would Celestia mind if you read a few pages?
Dear Diary, My sister loves to eat Bob cats! I tell her not to, but she keeps doing it! How will I stop her madness? I need to also tell you another secret Diary. I love cake. AND I KISSED SHINING ARMOUR ONCE! I was a teenager! Don't blame me! Celestia out!
***
Dear Diary,- I couldn't read anymore! It was crazy! I could tell Twilight...Nah. You can:
READ MORE:Here
Go explore else where:Here
Explore more of her room:Here
You decide to read more!
Dear Diary, I love my life! My Princess life is awesome! I cannot tell Luna that I have another sister! She never knew. Her name is Fire Sound. Her job is to create sound all over Equestria! Without her, no birds would tweet. No Fire would Crackle. And you could get in danger if there is fire, and don't hear it! Here is a picture of her:
She is smaller than me and Luna, but she is a good sister too!
You can:
Go back:Here
You look around the room. You can see lots of pictures! You can see another book. It says:
Tests for Twilight. Wow. Celestia gives Twilight Tests?! Well that means including the Crystal empire one...But...YOU MUST LOOK! Do you want to:
Look:Here
Explore more:Here
Test one: Night mare moon.
Test two: Discord.
Test three: Wedding.
Test four: Crystal Empire.
Test five: Princess.
Test six: Human portal.
Test seven: Age spell.
AGE SPELL?! WHAT?! YOU DIDN'T KNOW TWILIGHT HAS TO GO THROUGH AN AGE SPELL!
"WOW." you say.
Do you want to:
Go explore else where:Here
You are in Luna's room. You decide that maybe you shouldn't be snooping...Nah. You must snoop. You see a poster of...Cheerily. She must be a fan. Then you see it! A diary! It reads:
Dear Diary, my new room is amazing! I love the pony Cheerily! Her hair is pretty, she is pretty...Everything on her is pretty! BTW, I learned that someday, there will be a TV! And that's not all, there will be a Computer! Imagine, playing on it all day!
That was pretty nice. Creepy, but nice. So now you want to:
Go away:Here
You are in the star swirl the bearded. You see an hour glass. You also see lots and lots of scrolls! Those scrolls are spells. You look around and find a few scrolls and read:
How to make a pony fly
Mix up some spells, use Potatoes and Tomatoes! Put it in the Brew, and and make the flies drink this. And then it will be complete. Give it to the pony who doesn't want to be on their feet.
Do you want to:
Go back:Here
Well, you, welcome to Pony ville! I'm sure you'll love the sights! Just like in the TV show! And you do enjoy the sights! You can't believe your in Pony ville! Oh my goodness! It's so amazing! You can:
Meet the mayor:Here
Meet the Apple Family:Here
Go back:Here
You are so excited! You get to meet mare mayor! The one who is...A mayor! But what was her name? OH NO! WHAT IS HER NAME?! you think. WHAT IS HER NAME?!
You might as well ask. So soon you get there. "Hello, how may I help you?" asks Mare Mayor.
"What is your name?" you ask.
"Well...I don't really tell anyone my name." says Mare Mayor.
"Oh I understand..." you say. Maybe she never told the creators of MLP! you think.
You can:
Ask more questions:Here
Go back:Here
"Who was your first date?" you ask.
"Excuse me?!" says Mare Mayor.
"Sorry, I thought this was truth or dare." you say. "Who was your first Best friend forever?"
"Octavia." says Mare Mayor. "Why you ask?"
"I want to know everything about you, Mare Mayor!" you say.
"AAH!" says Mare Mayor. And she runs away.
You can:
Go away:Here
You wanted to meet the Apple family. So soon, you got there.
"Hey! I'm old Granny Smith." says Granny Smith.
"Hello, I am (YOUR NAME HERE)!" you say. "Who is the apple family?"
"Well, there is Fiddles, Big Macintosh...And AJ." Granny Smith says.
"Thats it?!" you say.
"I ah think so." says Granny smith.
You gotta get out of here!
You can:
GO AWAY:Here
You are in the Ever free forest. You explore. It is very dark, and creepy, and...You don't like it! The trees try to grab you, the leaves growl, and the wind howls the word, 'Die, Die, make them die...' Creepy... You can:
Die at the spot:Here
Explore some more:Here
Go to Zecora's hut:Here
Go back:Here
A million spiders come up to you and bit you!
YOU HAVE DIED!
VERY VERY VERY VERY BAD ENDING!
Retry?
You go to Zecora's hut. Zecora is so awesome! She can do spells, she can do awesome stuff! And she is the rhymer champion! On the way there you see a Manticore! It want so to eat you! What do you want to do:
Go around it:Here
Fight it:Here
Go back:Here
You are going to fight it! You hit it with a rock! Wow, that must of hurt the thing! But now, he strikes back with his tail! OOH! You got hit! Blood starts coming out. You flee! What do you want to do?:
Die cuz it hurts so much:Here
Ask Celestia to heal it:Here
Ask Zecora to heal it:Here
You see lots of trees! Trees. Then you see a cave. You can:
Go in:Here
RUN AWAY:Here
You are in the cave. Many bats screech. An eery smell makes it to your nostrils. TIMBER WOLF SMELL! Then you can hear the sparkling of gems. DRAGONS AND TIMBER WOLVES?! You run. You hear tracks behind you, and a loud howl.
"TIMBER WOLVES AND DRAGONS!" you yell! Suddenly Apple Jack comes, and Hits the Timber wolf, and some how slays the dragon. "Thanks." you say.
"No problem." says AJ. You must swear to yourself, you must serve her forever! But remember that Spike episode? When he followed his dragon code? Don't do it. You can:
Go back:Here
You go around the Manticore. The Manticore decides to ignore you. You go phew. So soon, you make it to her house.
"Why hello there, my dear (YOUR NAME HERE)!" says Zecora.
"How do you know my name?" you ask.
"I know all, my dear friend of ball...That did not make sense, did it?" says Zecora.
"No, It didn't. I just wanted to meet you! So, how much ya know about me?" you ask.
"You were a human, you got to our world. Anymore?" says Zecora.
"But- But- But how did you know?!" you ask.
"I looked into the waters, I saw you slaughter...Whatever that means." says Zecora.
"I DID NOT SLAUGHTER! THAT MEANS TO KILL ANIMALS FOR FOOD!" you say.
"Oh, I'm sorry." says Zecora. You can:
Go back:Here
Marry Zecora:Here
"Zecora, I'm sorry! Please, Marry me!" you say.
"I my! I will not even try!" says Zecora.
"What?! Why?!" you ask
"I see evil in your future, If I agree to your Tutor. Wait... Sorry, I am lazy on my rhymes today. I might as well eat hay." says Zecora.
"OK..." you say. You can:
Ask her to Marry you again:Here
Go back:Here
"Zecora! Please, Marry me!" you say.
"Well...Fine..." says Zecora. "Wait-"
"Let the wedding begin!" you interrupt. So now Zecora is married to you and you live:
HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
Redo?
You run. You take the train, you run. You are at the Canter lot Castle! You say, "PRINCESS CELESTIA! Can you heal my boo boo?"
"OK. What happened?" she asks.
"A Manticore used it's tail to strike me!" you say.
"Here, let me help!" she says. She is healing your wounds now. They are almost better.. YES! "Please, no more attacking Manticores, if you do, I can't promise I'll help you again."
You nod, and go:
Back to Equestria:Here
You go to Zecora's, and ask her to help you fix your boo boo.
"Why, of course! I will not leave you hoarse." she said. So she used some drink, and you drink it. So in a few days, you live! You can:
Go back to Equestria:Here
You are going to Salon. You get there soon. "Hello, how would you like to look today?" asks the Spa pony.
"I want to look different." you say.
"What color for your eyes?" she asks. Color:
Blue:Here
Orange:Here
Purple:Here
Red:Here
White:Here
"OK! YOUR EYES ARE ABOUT TO BE BLUE!" the spa pony says.
So the spa pony uses eye coloring to make you look marvelous! And now your eyes are Blue. "What about your skin color?" Color:
Yellow:Here
Blue:Here
The spa pony puts straighteners into your hair. "Your hair is now straight! What color do you want it?"
Yellow:Here
"All done!" says the spa pony. YOU LOOK LIKE:
You can:
GO TO EQUESTRIA:Here
You go around Pony ville, just where enough ponies are, and...
"I AM SO CRAZY, CRAZY!" you sing. And you keep singing while doing cartwheels. Ponies do not know what a cartwheel is. They look at you like your crazy (Well, that's the whole Idea!) And you keep dancing, and cartwheeling, and PINKIE PIE comes in. And you teach her how to do a cartwheel! And she wiggles her tail...
UH OH! you think. THAT'S HER PINKIE SENSE! So at that second, you get crushed by a piano. Then her tail wiggles again! You get crushed by a house. Then her tail wiggles one more time, and Celestia jumps right on top of the stuff on you.
"Oh, hello, (YOUR NAME HERE.) I was just coming to see you." says Celestia.
"Great." you say sarcastically. "Maybe next time the sky can fall on me!"
Celestia says she will pay for all your injuries. And so you go to the hospital. FOR A YEAR! And you finally get to read Daring Do for real! (THE DARING DO BACK HOME WAS MADE UP!)
You walk to sugar cube corners, and once you get there you ask Pinkie for all the treats in the shop
"Okie dokie lokie!" says Pinkie, and she gives you all the treats. "That will be 30 bits!"
"I'll give ya a dollar." you say. And so, Pinkie Pie agrees, and you figure a dollar is worth 30 bits! So you eat, eat, eat, eat, and eat! Then you get sick. "To- to- to much cand-dy..." you groan. Maybe you should do something else!
GO BACK TO EQUESTRIA:Here
You go outside. You go to your backyard. Your backyard looks:
BLANK:Here
Rainbows, lots of rainbows:Here
Wait... Look at your backyard again! Do you see Rainbow Dash? If you see her, grab onto her!
I SAW HER:Here
I GIVE UP! I'M GOING TO SCHOOL!:Here
You grab onto her tail.
"HEY WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!" says Rainbow Dash. Suddenly, she does a sonic rain boom on you. Can you handle it?
OF COURSE!:Here
I'm not so sure...:Here
"Wow... A human in Equestria. Go figure." says Rainbow Dash.
Your mission is complete! You are in Equestria! You realize you are a pony. What do you want to do?:
Die in Equestria:Here
See Princess Celestia:Here
See the main six:Here
See The cutie mark crusaders:Here
Steal the elements of harmony(Who knows? They could be worth alot!):Here
Take Pictures of Everything:Here
Go back in time:Here
Go to Ponyville:Here
Go to the Ever free Forest:Here
Create how your pony looks at salon (UNDER CONSTRUCTION):Here
ACT CRAZY! (Because this is soooo amazing!):Here
Go to sugar cube corner and eat all sweets!:Here
Okay. Nothing out here. You can:
GO BACK:Here