Discord has lived for quite a long time. Centuries as a ruler, a millennium as a rock, years as a reformed draconequus, it all gets very tiring. A nap is exactly what he needs. But when you live forever, time loses its meaning, years pass in the blink of an eye, mortals come and go like mayflies. And that's fine.
After all, any being that is truly important will live forever. Discord would never associate with anything less.

The hands of the clock keep turning. The passage of time continues its unrelenting march. Twilight and her friends continue to live rich lives, accomplishing their dreams and so much more. Yet, what is Twilight to do when, one day, she realizes she doesn't know her friends that well anymore?

Written for April Fools 2014. A bit of sad to balance out all the shenanigans.

After Fluttershy's passing three years ago, Dash starts to recall the memories of her friend, and there's nothing the others can do to help her. She must make things right, or lose the deceased Pegasus forever.
( One shot )

Here's the song that inspired me. CHALLENGE: listen to it on repeat while reading without crying. I dare you...

Since her return and rescue, Princess Luna has been looking for some way to properly honor the six mares who saved her from herself, but nothing she has been able to think of has seemed meaningful enough to repay her saviors.

Nothing, at least, until she spends Nightmare Night in Ponyville, and gets to actually know the six ponies to whom she owes such a great debt. She realizes she enjoys their company, and wishes for them to spend more time with her, that she might grow closer to them.

So, in accordance with many fine and ancient traditions, and after thinking it over for a good...couple of hours, easy, she proclaims that she shall marry all six of them. Oh, and that Twilight will be marrying Celestia, too.

Now would be the appropriate time for everypony to panic.

--Cover Art Courtesy of Zemious--
--Editing Graciously Provided By BronyWriter--

NB - The sex tag is in place for sexual situations and suggestions; the story is, and shall remain, free of explicit sex.

HEADS UP! TRAGEDY. NO HAPPY. IF YOU COME FOR HAPPY, YOU WILL BE VERY UNHAPPY. SO DON'T DISLIKE A GOOD FICTION BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE ITS TONE.

Twilight Sparkle is dead. Now, she must witness her friends tear their lives apart and wither away, helpless to do anything as a ghost with Death as her only companion in the lonely afterlife.

Also, this will not be a story containing a happy go lucky ending. If you do not want to witness a tragic ending, do NOT read this cause you'll just dislike it because you don't enjoy the ending.

Dear Diamond Tiara,

You should know I haven't been happy for a long time...

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Apple Bloom and Diamond Tiara bump into each other in the cemetery and talk.

Family. Family is important.

"Hello, this is 911. What's your emergency?"

"My best friend's trying to kill me! Please, help me!"

"What's your address?"

"1124 Southeast Featherfree avenue, Ponyville! Please, come as fast as you ca- Rainbow, please! Just put the knife dow- AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

Rainbow "Danger-Pofessionalism" Dash, to say the least, is insane. Rainbow was administered as a patient at the Canterlot Asy- Psychiatric Hospital after trying to murder Fluttershy. Now, the friendships of the Mane 6 are put on thin ice, and more lives may be on the line if this doesn't come to an end. Will the Mane 6 live to love another day, or will the colors of insanity blot out the grey? Only time will tell.

*hit the top charts on the 17th of February, 2014

DON'T READ THE COMMENTS BEFORE READING THIS AS THEY CONTAIN SPOILERS

Diamond Tiara has been the worst kind of pony to the CMCs, and after an event nopony has expected or wanted, she realizes that. All she wants to do is make amends, but can she truly be accepted after so many years of her putting them down, and after her causing the passing of a good friend?

Ponies are like glass; they can fall apart.

When their most fragile friend finally, irreparably shatters, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie watch their bonds dissolve. Together, they have to find out that life is beautiful—albeit painful—and that friendship can survive anything.