Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

Author, dreamer, adventurer, scientist, High Prince of Appledashery, and bonafide lover of sadfics and the Great American Cheeseburger.

I'm relatively new to the world of fanfiction, but I do have a real deep passion for both MLP:FIM and writing.

NO LONGER POSTING: love you all goodbye, and remember to never stop stop shipping cute things <3

A gibbering mound of horseflesh who has learned to hate.

I write the pone, I read the pone, I love the pone. I also accept Paypal donations if you like my stories: https://paypal.me/lotusteadragon

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