One day, when Twilight Sparkle goes to Sugar Cube Corner, asking Pinkie Pie for a cake for her friend Lyra's birthday, Pinkie excitedly tells her about a new food she found out about, that a gang of rogues had brought to her.
Pinkie fails to see how suspicious this food really is. The fact that rogues (who weren't even allowed to live in Equestria; they're rogues, for Celestia's sake!) gave her a rare food that only they had, and no pony else knew about is completely fine with her. Twilight however DOES realize this, and instantly recognizes this food to be known as "corndogs." But she doesn't have the heart to tell her friend that this uncommon edible treat is actually some ponies' friends.
I have no regrets.
Please note: This fic is just for the sake of comedy. It's not really meant to be taken seriously. And I hope that you don't.
Please... Just don't.
WARNING: Contains graphic content. Read at your own risk. You may be scarred for life.