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“My name is Scootaloo and I’m a Rainbowholic.”

Scootaloo has problem. Applebloom and Sweetie Belle are determined to help her. Too much of a good thing can be... bad.

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After several years spent amongst the dragons, Spike returns to Canterlot to take an entry exam at Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Individuals. His old friend is there to witness it, and she is not too happy with what she sees.

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Button Mash was not your common colt: Most of his pass time activities include playing video games, playing video games, and more playing of the video games
But among that, he also loves doing dares with his friends, almost as much as he loves playing video games with his friends.
But when confronted with a dare that shatters him deep inside, will Button be able to pull through?

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Button Mash has lived in Ponyville for a few months now. Still has no friends, his father is always gone for business trips, his big brother left long ago to join the guard, and now it's usually only him and his mom. His mother tries to talk him into having friends, but he knows all he needs is his joyboy and nothing else. After standing up to a certain, harsh duo of bratty fillies, the Cutie Mark Crusaders want to get to know Button Mash a bit more after seeing him stand up to them.

Ok for everyone here, yeah I know that this pairing is VERY common, I get it. But all of the ones I read put them together right off the bat. If it where a bit more realistic, they would warm up to each other first. So I decided to write my own story of it how I think it might look like. Just so everyone knows, I am not writing this for you guys, I am writing this because I want to and I think a couple of you might like it as well. I did not plan this, I didn't brain storm this, this is my pleasure only and for fun. I write this while I am learning how to be better, so writing styles may change. Hope some of you guys enjoy it, this will be a little long just so you guys know. (P.S. Wtf why isn't Button Mash on the list of character selection?! That hurts me!) Also on a side note, I feel ashamed that I do not have proof, but this story reached the special featured box. The reason why no one saw it is because it was at 1:30 in the morning and it got taken off the list after it was there for 5 minutes :fluttercry: I was so heart broken that day. Anyway, so if that get's any credit, it was there if it counts :pinkiesad2:

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Hearths Warming Day is almost upon the village of Ponyville and no two ponies are more excited then Sweetie Belle and Button Mash. For the energetic gamer, it's a chance to get as many new games as he wants, but for Sweetie Belle she's excited because she'll be living a dream. After a year of saving their money, she and her sister are going to the Manehatten Hearths Warming Show where all the best actors, musicians, and performers play for one night only.

However, when disaster strikes leaving Sweetie Belle's dreams shatterd, Button resolves to help his best friend.

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Desperate times call for desperate measures.

When Soarin’s pride and manliness are on the line, he will resort to anything to defend them. Sadly, Soarin doesn’t always have the brightest ideas. So will his newest plan ‘Operation Prove I’ma Man’ end in glory and impressed teammates, or will it end in utter failure and shame? He will have to pull out all stops in an attempt to steal Rainbow Dash’s panties!

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When a mysterious cult of ponies kidnaps Button Mash and takes him to a mysterious island to be sacrificed, the Mane Six, along with four stowaways, set out to save him and find out why he of all ponies was targeted. However, the reasons behind this may bigger, stranger, and more malicious than anything the ponies could ever imagine. The Dark Entity is asserting its dominance over their world once again.
(The title is clearly a reference to "Hades Persistence," the title of an episode to Beyblade Metal Fury.)

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Everypony loves Minecraft, especially Button Mash and his girlfriend Sweetie Belle. Together along with the CMC they have their own adventures and even host a youtube channel gaining many hits and subscribers. Soon they are invited by Team Crafted and other youtubers to join them in their escapades in the minecraft world!

[updated to teen for sexual mentions]

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It has been a few months since Dinky Doo Hooves joined the Cutie Mark Crusaders, with Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Applebloom still not having their cutie marks. They are still Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon's top ponies to tease about not having their cutie marks, yet. But that soon going to change when the four little fillies have a special case of love-bug from one of Cupid's arrows.

As things are going to be chaotic when the fillies realize that they have crushes on the three colts by the name of Pipsqueak, Rumble, and the total pony gamer, Button Mash. How will this go down with only four fillies and three young colts with very very different personalities? But that only means one little filly of the group is going to be heartbroken. But who will be the heartbroken filly of the Cmc?

Will it be Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Applebloom, or the new Cmc member, Dinky? Will the Cmc break apart due to their cases of love? Or will their Friendships just break apart into tiny pieces, over three little colts?

How will this turn out with the Cmc fillies doing whatever it takes to win over the three colts of their dreams?

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Button Mash is the master of games, a title formerly owned by the reformed Discord. King of Chaos, God of Confusion, Master of Games. His record was tarnished, but now he sees a way to return it to its former glory. All he has to do is defeat the current King! But Button Mash proves a formidable opponent, beating Discord at every game he tosses at him. Fighting Games, Puzzle Games, Platformers, Chess even! He finally switches to horror games and finds a bit of hesitation in his opponent, but still Button Mash comes out on top as the proud Master of All things Game. Discord is furious, there has to be a way for him to win. Its then that Button Mash demands his owed prize, something only Discord can give him. The God of Chaos comes up with a plan. He promises Button Mash that if he wins this one last game that he'll grant him whatever he wants. But if he loses, it will cost him everything, including his life. Button Mash quickly accepts, knowing that if he wins, that he will win the heart of Sweetie Belle, the only pony to ever beat him. Discord thinks hard on his challenge, knowing it has to be something related to horror. But what could beat an unbeatable brat? It had taken the Elements of Harmony themselves to beat Discord...Discord crafts a realm within games and builds Pinkies! A fast food hotspot and bakery where fillies and colts have fun all day, but at night the loveable animatronics that keep the store running come to life and must be kept under wraps by the Nightguard. Should he fail they will break free and cause havoc across Equestria! Now Button Mash must survive the Five Nights of the game to not only win Sweetie Belle's heart, but also to save Equestria!

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