Rainbow Dash likes it a lot more than she thought she would.
Total Words: 161,951
Estimated Reading: 10 hours
Finally allowed to camp by themselves, the Cutie Mark Crusaders are determined to make the most of their freedom. Passing back and forth stories, Scootaloo is struck by a particular request, and the memories of a long buried incident flood her mind.
Editing help from Evil Betty, Badgerpony, and SpaceCommie
This story is a sequel to Dash of Humanity
I'm stuck in Equestria, which reminds me of the dark ages. Instead of internet and fast-food, I have Rainbow Dash. She's been asked to help me learn to fit in... I'd like a refund.
I suppose we got off to a good start, aside from being told that after all I'd done I'd never see Earth again. So long as I can look on the bright side of life, and not get arrested for running pranks on everypony with Dash, I might just survive long enough to find my purpose in Equestria. So help me, however, if I get any vegetable related cutie marks I will choke a Princess.
Cover Art by JinZahn
Sequel to Dash of Humanity
Edited by: Selbi, Abcron, Cassius Litner, Seven Fates,
Refro, BronyWriter
[img]http://i.imgur.com/6MrWqNZ.png[/img]Twilight takes on the most important task in her career as a princess of Equestria, when she opens up a magical portal to a distant world with extra-Equestrian intelligence. With her organizational skills and keen understanding of scientific principles, she leads diplomats and scientists in a well-planned expedition to a historic first contact.
The first exchange doesn't quite go without a hitch, however, as the portal opens near a pony ranch at Texas, Earth.
For the purposes of this fic, assume Equestria Girls didn't happen.
Former one-shot.