Rainbow Dash does not have a crush on Soarin'. Sure, she thinks he's a pretty cool stallion, being a Wonderbolt and being an awesome flyer and all. Sure, maybe she catches herself admiring those powerful wings of his and maybe even imagining what it'd feel like to have them rub against her own. Sure, she can't help but try to take a peek at that toned, muscular flank of his, but come on, who hasn't? That doesn't mean she has a crush on the guy.

Rainbow's going to have a harder time deny all that now that she's gone and declared that she can make a pie better tasting than Applejack's, knowing perfectly well of Soarin's love for pie. The fastest way to a stallion's heart is through his stomach, after all. Too bad Rainbow Dash's awesomeness doesn't apply to the kitchen.

With only a week before the big bake sale, Rainbow Dash must learn all she can from an unexpected source. Can Spike help her impress her not-crush, or will the two of them discover something else on their journey to make the perfect pie?

Spike does not change back after Rarity tells him off during Secrets of My Excess and flees Equestria.

Spike has been Twilight's assistant for years and has also helped her friends in Ponyville. He has done every thing for them, he even saved the Crystal Empire. He is a loyal dragon willing to do any thing for his friends, but what does he gets for it? Little to no respect. And that is what pushes him to run away.

Anon has a mare problem. A big mare problem. During the day, they treat him just fine. However, when night falls... that's where their inner desires rise to the surface and attempt to take Anon by force.

Note: A parody many horror games, including Five Nights at Freddies and SCP Containment Breach.

It really was a very nice hat she'd given Spike.

Even though Twilight gave it back to her after his rampage was over, Cheerilee doesn't want to keep it.

She really should give it back to him.

*An alternate ending to The Secret of My Excess

Editing and Idea wall support given by Minds Eye
Pre-reading and adding a missing 'i' done by Syeekoh

Dedicated to all of you suffering the cold depths of the friend zone right now.

Spike gets friendzoned by everypony. The poor guy...

Note: The chapters are all standalones, so read in any order.

Spike - A dragon dejected after being rejected by the mare of his dreams.
Bon Bon - A lonely mare who takes it upon herself to make Spike feel better.

Will Spike ever learn to love another? Will Bon Bon be able to find the stallion, or dragon, of her dreams? Is this the only Spike x Bon Bon story in existence?! Will Bon Bon use the same voice actor twice?!

All those questions and more will be answered in A Sweet Treat, the first collaboration between D0CT0RWHOOVES and FamousLastWords!

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Princess Celestia sends Twilight Sparkle a letter, asking the same question she always does. Maybe a visit from Spike will prompt her to give an answer at last.

Lengthened version of the 6th-place finisher in the /fic/ mini write-off "One Little Mistake."

Thanks to The Descendant for reading over this for me and making sure it had something useful to say.

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Spike might not be a baby much longer. Is Twilight ready to face that fact?

Spike moves on from his attempts for Rarity to notice his affection for her and travels to the Griffon Kingdom, where Gilda is seen drinking alone at a table. So, to make her feel better, Spike decides to talk to her where they hit it off.

Rarity and her friends decide to spy on him, to see if this relationship is not a ploy.

Story request for fatboi1000

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