Accidents happen. Sometimes, they happen at the worst possible time, in the worst possible place.

Silver Spoon has an accident in front of her entire class. The worst, most embarrassing kind of accident a young filly can have.

And she has it all over her best friend.

Based on a true story.

May contain traces of shipping.

Some scrolls just aren't worth unrolling.

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This story is a sequel to Perfect Companions

Sequel to Trixie's Getting Back On Her Hooves and Perfect Companions

Live Reading Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

In the episode Magic Duel, Trixie returned with the Alicorn Amulet to take her revenge on Ponyville and Twilight Sparkle...but what happened in a world where they're friends? And have been for a good while?

Trixie has been living in Ponyville for a good time since the defeat of her insane sister Checker Monarch. Life is going well for the blue mare. She's the mane cast's friend, she has a pet of her own, and she even has a house...sort of.

But when the Princess and some Delegates from Saddle Arabia are set to come to Ponyville with a show, things get a bit complicated...

Thanks to ItsfromPeople for Beta reading and birthright1979 for corrections!

Thanks to Paraderpy for the cover art!

Trope Page: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/GettingBackOnYourHooves

The mane six find a golden horseshoe with an odd inscription written on it. Curious, they each try it on and discover that it temporarily turns them into exaggerated versions of who everypony else thinks they really are. Twilight turns into a nerd, Applejack turns into an ignorant redneck, etc. Realizing the horseshoe is too dangerous, Rainbow tries to dispose of it. But she hides it in an obvious spot, and now the horseshoe has fallen into the hooves of other ponies...

Pinkie Pie finds the Cutie Mark Crusaders cussing up a storm! Never one to tolerate foul language, she explains that swearing is wrong. When they ask what harm a few measly words could do, she tells them the story of how she first learned what swearing was, and how it affected herself and those around her.