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Pinkie Pie finds the Cutie Mark Crusaders cussing up a storm! Never one to tolerate foul language, she explains that swearing is wrong. When they ask what harm a few measly words could do, she tells them the story of how she first learned what swearing was, and how it affected herself and those around her.

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Another F.U. Song - Reel Big Fish

Excellent. Absolutely #%&ing brilliant. You really #%&ed this #%&, mate. Good #%&ing job! :pinkiecrazy:

Let's enhance some sentences!

Was okay. Have a thumb.

Wow, what a new and refreshing concept.

As of this comment, every rating is an upvote!:pinkiehappy:

was good, but know pinkie pie swearing is somewhat nomeal, if you use it how you turely feel or in pain is ok, but useing it like an every day thing is not right.

you should have had it as f*by some apples*k as a friendship is witchcraft refrance

who voted down who :flutterrage::pinkiegasp::twilightangry2::raritycry:

One of the other thoughts was why she had received a spanking in the first place. Mrs. Taffy said she wouldn’t tolerate that kind of language in her store. What language? English?

I'm pretty sure that they wouldn't call it English, since England doesn't exist in their world. Anyway, I really enjoyed reading this, it was a nice little story.

"the last time Pinkie had a pet rock, they ended up having to slaughter it and sell it at the market" Can't stop laughing at that... Am I a bad person ?

Ahh who cares ?

And from that day forward, Pinkie Pie, along with her arsenal of soap bars, set out to purge the world of foul language forever...

Okay, maybe not, but you never know with Pinkie. :)

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Wasn't Pip English or something? What else is she speaking, Equestrish? :derpytongue2:
Glad you liked the story.

So i spite of the message, I decied to turn this fic into a drinking game. That is, every time tehre was a swear i would take a shot....:pinkiesick: i'mma go lay down now.

But aside from that, awesome fic! Thank you for a glimse into the mind of pinkie. (trying to write a fic, decied to use pinkie, hardest of mane 6 to write for imo.) But yeah, ummm... :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache: YOU EARNED THEM!!!

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The music makes it so beautiful... :fluttershysad:

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Okay that seriously made me laugh.
And thank you for the... six moustaches?! :pinkiegasp: Is that even possible?

2294135 Considering that this is one of the best Pinkie Pie stories I've read on this site (and has helped give me a direction to take her personality now) Yes, yes it is. And besides, go and look up some 18th and 19th century philosophers. Half the time I'm not sure if moustache or dead squirrel. :twilightsmile:

:yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay:
10 out of 5 yays for this story

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Wow, one of the best? Seriously? Makes me proud to accept these dead squirrels and wear them on my lip. :moustache:

2314201 Well yeah, cause its usually "Here's pinkie. Shes a 1D party-animal." You actually gave her some depth.:twilightsmile: I REALLY NEED DEPTH!! Pinkie is hard to write for.

Damn, took me three days to read this, mainly because I had a lot to do, crazy, not bad. Not bad at all though, enjoyed it:twilightsmile:

Letting go of Pinkie, the yellow filly said, “I think we just got off on the wring hoof, that’s all.” She smiled meekly.

Got off the wring hoof, eh? :P

I like this story. :pinkiehappy:

I counted thirty-two f*cks in this story. Wow. And that was only what was MENTIONED.

I'm glad they learned something! :pinkiesad2:

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