He walks alone, huddled over the console by day, over the wallet by night. Some peg him as a gamer. Some are not wrong. He indeed plays a game, but not the game you think...
Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓖⓐⓜⓔ: You are Button Mash. You have just woken up. It is time to play a game. Can you beat the final boss and eat all the breakfast? Score of 100 on Metacritic. Over 50 hours of gameplay!
Button Mash, Rumble and Truffle Shuffle accompany the Cutie Mark Crusaders into the Whitetail Woods for an evening of fun, food and spooky ghost stories.
In which Button Mash shouts incoherently at the most advanced hoofball simulation ever developed, Sweetie Belle observes and provides internal commentary, and something just left of shipping ensues.