Have you wondered why Lord Tirek was attacking trees?
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A terrible new day rises when a tragedy, foreseen only by Celestia but preventable by none, occurs right in the middle of Canterlot, turning Twilight Sparkle's world upside-down. Now, all of Equestria is looking to her to hold the broken nation together, all while she tries to pick up the pieces of her shattered life.
Coverart used with permission from: metalpandora
Old coverart may be found here.
A/N: Yes, the title was based of the Dragonforce song of the same name, you may stop postulating about it now.
It had been a year since Twilight had heard of anything from Trixie after the Alicorn Amulet incident. Unexpectedly, she receives a letter saying that her so called "rival" has tragically died and is requested to be at her funeral.
Thanks to CommanderX5 and Magic Man for editing.
Thanks to Neko-Me for the cover art.
This story is a sequel to Twilight Verbs Article Nouns
Having defeated the scourge of news stories about her banal personal life, Twilight must now face a far greater and more embarrassing threat:
News stories speculating about her nonexistent love life.
She's beginning to get a little annoyed.
Not a one shot anymore, because reasons.
Twilight Sparkle is tired of this nonsense.
Every day, a slew of articles all focused on the minute details of her life invade her beloved newspapers. "Twilight Sparkle Eats Peaches." "Twilight Sparkle Hates Tea." "Twilight Sparkle Uses a Microwave." "Twilight Sparkle Makes Toast." All of it clogging up her precious sources of information from cities across Equestria.
But no more. The time has come to put an end to it, once and for all.
Written with thanks to Marceline from the #FimFiction IRC and for no good reason other than it sounded funny in my head.