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Not quite sure what to put here. MIT student who likes writing. Yeah. Oh, and thanks to kittyhasnosoul for the cover.

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Rainbow Dash loves flying more than anything else in Equestria. At least that is what her friends think. In truth she loves Fluttershy more than anything and would even trade her wings for a chance to snuggle with the mare of her dreams... but of course that would never happen, after all...cool ponies didn't cuddle. Cuddling was for mushy romance novels and a criminally adorable yellow Pegasus. A Pegasus who had a long mane and tail and smelled like wild flowers. An aromatically inciting mare who should be arrested immediately if she ever wore those pink socks that matched her mane again. Then if Rainbow got into the Wonderbolts she could be the arresting officer and use all the latest interrogation snuggles and tickling implements to get Fluttershy to confess to her crimes of being twenty percent cuter than Equestrian law would allow... but no... Cool ponies didn't love cute things... cool ponies didn't like hugging shy mares in pink socks... and most of all, cool ponies didn't cuddle...

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Well here it is everyone! I had this whole description written out, but when I woke up this morning, it was gone. So I can't remember everything so I'll just tell y'all about the cover art.

The Flutterdash was HERE
The background was HERE

Since I can't think of anything else, I'll see you at the next chapter.

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OCCASIONALLY, WHEN RELAXING BETWEEN MONSTER TRUCK RALLIES AND ROCKET LAUNCHES, TWILIGHT "SCREW IT" SPARKLE RELAXES WITH A BOOK BY THE WARM FIRELIGHT OF OTHER LESSER BOOKS. LITERALLY, A BOOK, AS ONLY HER OWN AUTOBIOGRAPHY CAN SURVIVE THE SCRUTINY OF A GOD AMONG GODS-WHO-SUBSEQUENTLY-BECOME-MEWLING-WHELPS-BEFORE-HER-EYE-SEARING-GLORY.

THIS IS HER STORY.

AS IF YOU'D READ ANY OTHER.

(DUE TO A SURPRISINGLY APPROPRIATE WORDCLOUD, COVER ART NOW EXISTS. YOU MAY REJOICE.)

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Maud Pie just seemed so...bland. She liked rocks. She ate rocks. She had a pet rock. Even her fur was a reflection of the color of a gray rock.

At least, that is what Pinkie and her friends see.

Now, the mystery of just who Maud Pie is will be revealed. Who can move so fast and break rocks with their bare hoof? Surely, she has a reason for being so strong. And anyway, how can ANYPONY be so bland having grown up with Pinkie? And no doubt, she has a secret that no pony will see coming. Questions arise but will there be answers to them?

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Fleur de Lis and Fancy Pants didn't always have the glamorous magazine headline life that everypony now knows them as. Every famous star must begin somewhere, and a few years back, the two of them were nothing but amateur actors.

The debates were everywhere - was their love manufactured by the cameras or geniune in their true hearts?

Now that in itself is a story...


Basically my take on how Fleur and Fancy became a couple. I really like this ship, but they don't get enough love, so yeah.
Take note that this is just experimentation more or less.

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When Twilight discovers that Diamond Tiara's tiara is an evil magical artifact that turns the wearer evil, she promptly has it destroyed, curing Diamond Tiara of her cruel ways. Now, confused, afraid, and guilt ridden, Diamond Tiara find herself desperate for both redemption and true friends. Luckily, Twilight has three potential friends for her in mind. But can the Cutie Mark Crusaders bring themselves to befriend the pony who has tormented them for so long?
This is meant to play out like an actual episode of the show, theme song and all.
Also, featured here is a special parody song of "I'm a Dentist" from the movie "Little Shop of Horrors". Enjoy!

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Exactly what it says on the tin: Pinkie Pie wrecks a classic muscle car all in the name of making a horribly bad pun.

Winr100 (System Breaker) of the Doom Pie Network has done a fantastic reading of this story, found here: Pinkie Pie Destroys A Classic Muscle Car Just To Make A Bad Pun

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Truly shows Tex what happens down a long valley road and then has to deal with the consequences.

Translated to Chinese by WW2ephyr: https://fimtale.com/t/46375

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Scootaloo and Diamond Tiara have been married for a little while. They have a happy life together, they live well due to Diamond Tiara's career and with the help of an artificial insemination spell, have even had their first daughter together. By all rights, Scootaloo should be thrilled! She's with the mare she loves more than anything and they have all they could ever need.

But she isn't.

Concerned for her love after sensing her inner turmoil and frustration, Diamond Tiara confronted the second-coolest pony in Equestria, only for her to lash out and turn everything around on her. After a particularly brutal fight, Scootaloo says something she immediately regrets with all her heart, and wonders the streets of Ponyville to think about her life and what she's done in it.

With the help of a downtrodden stallion in a bar, maybe she can pull things around...

((Inspired by a George Strait song, hope you enjoy and leave any constructive comments you have~))

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Ever since the day of Dash's birthday/anniversary, Pinkie had this weird look in her eyes. I think everyone noticed it. She would zone out for no apparent reason. And more then usual. And I think that we've all figured out why. Now its time for me, Rarity, to play matchmaker.

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When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*

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