I don't care if you're black, white, bisexual, straight, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich, or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.
Ever since the day of Dash's birthday/anniversary, Pinkie had this weird look in her eyes. I think everyone noticed it. She would zone out for no apparent reason. And more then usual. And I think that we've all figured out why. Now its time for me, Rarity, to play matchmaker.
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Cake Twins come into play.
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Yes. Good idea, this story needs some more randomness fuel. Thanks for reading!
Opal's birthday. She's all alone.
Pinkie and Cheese simply must help her. THEY MUST!!
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XD,
They like, all totally forgot about Opal. Here Opal, have a sweater.
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Thanks for reading!
So I really didn't have much to do, so I thought I mine as well edit a new story...yeah, here they are!
Take out the second comma.
-Friend's not friends
-the latter not case two
All you have is a parenthesis, there's no end parenthesis.
Capitiolize Pinkie.
Opal should be capitalized.
Use italics when thinking.
-I'd not i'd
-Opal not opal
Requested not request.
So there wasn't many, but I just looked over it I didn't go for a full on editorial job. Anyways, thos were the errors, I may do a review later. But for now here's the edits and if you'd like any help on this story, current stories, or future stories I'd be happy to give you some.
Till the next one
-R
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Thanks!
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Yup, if you need anything else don't hesitate to ask.
Rarirty returned to the boutique & sees Spike playing with Opal with a fuzzy streamer, "Happy Birthday Opal" Spike said with a laugh
"Thank you Spiket poo You're such a gental & helpful Drake"
"Aaaaa Choooo" A burst of green flame engulphed Opal and in a flash she was gone'.
Spike looked up at Rarity "Road trip" He said with a little snicker.
"Honostly Spikey Wikey" Rarity said with a giggle" Some times I think you like taking me to Canterlot so often"
It's just flour Rarity cowgirl up!
10/10 Me Guesta.
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Thanks for reading!
But Rarity thought you WANTED whining!
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Many thanks sir/ma'am. Have a spikestache. 
5059562 LOL Love the spikestache emoticon, i thought i should post this text art here, because it fits so well with this.
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Spike! Take that mustache off!
I will not! Celestia gave me permission to wear it.
this is true.
XD
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I am not going to take this, Spike take it off NOW. *levitates scissors into the air and lunges at spike*
NO! IT'S THE ONLY THING MANLY I HAVE IN THIS WORLD!
Owwwww 
Really spike, why do you have to do this.
Becuase i'm awesome, isn't that right Celestia?
Yes indeed spike, you look Stunning with it oh.
Oh my...
Nonononononononono! This can NOT be happening.
Well spike, would you like to come back to Canterlot with me? We can spend some time in the castle, maybe get to know eachother a bit more
I would be willing more than willing to acompany you, your Highness.
Oh brother, Spike, i hate to say this, but you have to stay here, the library needs to be reorganized again.
Well, i will send a Librarian to help you for the day, but until then, i think Spike should come with me, isn't that right Spike?
Sounds good to me!
All according to plan, now i will be true royalty.
*Twilight misses her lunge and crashes into the bookshelf*
*Celestia and Spike walk out and fly back to Canterlot*
Wew, i can't believe i just came up with all this while replying to a comment.
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did you have fun at the castle Spike?
Yes! Celestia thinks I look classy. Don't I?
Spike, just get that filthy thing off your face.
NO! Photo finish likes it.
Yes.. the mustache has the magix!
How did you get in my house?
I gave her the key.
SPIKE!
Twilight. Relax. I must visit Spike often for the photos!
YOU ARE NOT COMING BACK HERE! SPIKE, SEND HER TO CANTERLOT!
Oh fine. *sends to canterlot with green fire thingy*
Thank you spike.
AHA! IT IS ME, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXE HERE TO CUT SPIKES MOUSTACHE OFF!
NOOOO!
Don't you dare Trixe. I just found out that photo finish pays 10 bits an hour. You are not taking the mustache.
BUT I HAVE A TWIST!
XD *2 days later*
I just love this. 'Nuff said.
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Thanks again, it means so much 
Thank you so much! Cheesepie is one of the 6 foundations of my life, so naturally I was tempted
5060616 No problem, I feel the same way about CheesePie. You're doing great, keep it up!
Also, have some CheesePie:
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Had to do the second one. Anyway, no problem! I love a good CheesePie shipper! (Hope that didn't sound creepy)
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)
*strokes spike's moustache*
Yes… Cheesepie is life, cheesepie is love.
Thanks again!
(and that didn't sound creepy
I love that this is written from Rarity's POV. Her character is spot-on. Good job!
Also, perfect outfit description!!! I wish I were an artist, so I could draw Pinkie in this outfit for you. So adorable...
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Yez! I like very much! Good job Spike! Here iz your pay.
Thank you very much M'lady
You are very welcome Spike. But be here at 10:00AM Wednesday sharp!
You got it!
Wow! That's a lot of bits, Spike. Now, give me the bag.
Wha? These are my bits! I earned these fair an square!
Spike, i gave you the mustache, i raised you, you are my dragon son, they belong to me. (Oh hey look, another Twist 
)
NO TWILIGHT. These are MINE, you will NOT take them from me.
Spike, damn it, give me the bits, NOW.
NO!
YES!
NO!
YES!
Spike, i can't keep telling you to give me the bits, my mouth is starting to hurt, now why don't you just hand them to me?
Because, i earned them Twilight, i don't need you, i can easily go off on my own without you, now that i have so many bits.
Photo Finish, what are you doing here?!
What in the buck!?
Spike, i am sorry to rush here, but i need more photos! The media has gone crazy over you! I will double your pay, 20 bits an hour!
Hmm, that's a lot of bits. I think i will need some accommodations now, i have been evicted from my current housing *glares at twilight, who looks at them sheepishly 
*
Come on spike, i never said you had to leave, i just want the bits.
You may have raised me, you may have taught me magic, but you do NOT own me.
What iz going on?
UGH, Spike won't give me the money that he earned with the mustache, and now he wants to move out.
Why do you want his bits? He earned them fair and square, just because you own him, doesn't mean you can take his things!
Yeah!
I may be a magazine artist, but i know a thing or two about being a mother!
)*
Hi Mom!
Hello deary. *glares at twilight*
Alright! Fine, Spike, I'm sorry, keep the bits, you did earn them, it's just...
Just what? You wanted to be rich for a day?
How did you...
You talk in your sleep you know...
Hehe... yeah, i did want to try it, for a day, i wouldn't have done it again, I'm so sorry Spike.
Aww shucks, it's ok, but here, take this.
What? I thought you wanted these!?
Well, as Photo Finish said, i will be getting double pay, so i can afford it. Go, enjoy yourself Twilight.
Thank you so much Spike, no work for you for a week!
YES!!!!
*Spike is posing for Photo Finish's Magazine*
*two hours later after yelling no and yes back and forth and heading back to the library*
*just then a wild Photo Finish appears, and comes bursting through the door*
*just then, Twist walks in and says hi to Photo Finish (another Twist!
*Twilight hugs Spike*
*Spike tosses Twilight the bag of bits*
*Twilight hugs Spike*
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OMG! Thanks! Its my first time working with Rarity, its good to know that I'm doing well
And I'm glad you like the dress! Nothing but the best for Cheespie
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NO! Spike is MINE!!
Huh? Are they fighting over me?
*twist begins to talk but is interrupted by Pinkemena as she jumps in the window*
WHAT A TWIST! *Pinkemena grabs twist and jumps back out the window*
I still have my stache.
THAT YOU DO.
*Photo finish and Twist walk back to Photo Finshes house*:cool photo:
Twist: What was that all about
Photo Finish: Zat dragon has the magix!
Twist: Momy, does that mean you are in love with Spike?
*SUDDENLY TWILIGHT BURSTS IN*
Photo Finish: I thought he was your son?
Twilight: Ya, I'm pretty messed up…now give me his pay for the next three weeks
Photo Finish: Fine, but you cannot have Spike!
Twilight: Yes I can! *Tackles Photo Finish*
*Spike walks in*
5061259 Damn, this is going to go on for awhile, so i shall say a few things before i continue this amazing story with lots of Twists
I got Rainbow cupcakes with a Dash of sugar, Here have an Apple too, better hurry before someone Jacks them, oh and i Pinkie promise the Pie is good, and nobody Spiked the punch. and no worries its a a Rarity for me to bring up how vampires in Twilight Sparkle.
You know. i like your Color full personality, goahead, step into my Factory, theres a Rainbow of opportunities, and Pikies Brewin' some punch, and Spikes bringing the Cupcakes, Little Miss Rarity is here too. Now dont be Shy i wont Murder you. Its just a Fan Fic.
NOW BACK TO THE STORY
*suddenly Spike's mustache begins to quiver and shake, then, it talks!*
*Spike and his talking mustache walk out the door with Celestia, and they head back to Canterlot for the evening*
*Photo Finish knocks twilight back into the wall*
*Twilight leaves and heads to Pinkie's place to prepare for war*
*now realizes that Twist is gone*
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Twilight walks back to Pinkies and suddenly realizes that she forgot her wallet. She goes back to the Library and sees Spike making out with Celestia. As she prepares to scream, a bag is tossed over her and she is dragged to sugar cube corner by Pinkie pie.
PINKIE? WHAT ARE U DOING?? I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY MENTOR IS IN LOVE WITH MY BOYFRIEND/SON!
Twilight! We must kill photo finish with this! *Pinkie grabs Big mac*
HOW IS THAT GOING TO HELP?
We can canon it on top of her!
eeyup.
NO PINKIE! WE ARE NOT THROWING AN INNOCENT PONY ON TOP OF PHOTO FINISH!
Remember the goal Twilight. Once we kill celestia and miss Finish, we will have all of spikes paycheck and you will have Spike!
Sounds good!
Come on Twilight! Off to Photo's house to finish here off!
You will be my friend.. and you will LOVE ME!
*Pinkie grabs a canon and shoves big mac into it*
*Suddenly a raging Fluttershy knocks into Pinkie and drags her away whispering,
Twilight shrugs and grabs the canon as she continues to walk.
>>BewhoUr
PINKIE, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SHAKING THE GROUND!?
Sorry...
Thank you
Are you ready pinkie?
Hold on, just gotta check our projectile to see how he's holding up. You alright in there?
Eeyup.
FIRE!
Ohh spike, i never knew you could be this much of a stallion... mmmm
Ohh it's nothing its just my-
WHAT THE BUCK!?
GOT HER! We saved you Spike!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SAVED ME, YOU JUST CRUSHED CELESTIA!
Yeah we know silly! When she gets intimate with other ponies, she tends to turn into a sort of "Molestia" of the sorts, so if we didn't crush her, you wouldn't of been here right now!
Wow, never knew, thanks.
WHERES MY PAY!?
It hasn't even been a week yet Twilight. I have nothing to pay you with.
Oh yeah, sorry.
No problem.
Hey! Everyone wanna go to Sugarcube Corner and get some cupcakes? I hear that ma and pa are creating a new recipe!
Sure!
Yay! Off we go!
Don't worry, Fluttershy will fix you all up, AND THEN YOU CAN BE MY FRIEND.
*Twilight and Pinkie are setting up the cannon, Twilight is calculating the angle, but pinkie keeps shaking the ground*
*Twilight aims the cannon and prepares to fire*
*Pinkie pulls the firing pin, causing the cannon to go off and launch big mac towards the library*
*spike is interrupted by Big Mac flying through the wall and crushing Celestia
*they all leave for Sugarcube Corner. Then Fluttershy, who is still insane creeps in and walks up to crushed Celestia*
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PHOTO FINISH!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
I have come to kidnap zee dragon.
WE MUST GET HIM BACK!
Twilight grabs derby and charges towards Photo Finish, ramming her in the head and knocking her out, Pinkie grabs her and starts dragging her towards sugar cube corner*
They'll never find the body!
Pinkie? Twi? Spike? What are you doing?
We can hide them in my basement
Geez pinkie… this seems extreme?
Well, you just assassinated your princess and THIS is extreme?
I guess your right…
Now come!
Pinkie? What are you doing?
Pinkie? Won't the cakes check the basement…?
Oh.. yeah. Better make a run for it 
XD
*on the way to sugar cube corner, they run into photo finish*
*stuffs spike in a bag and runs away*
*pinkie grabs photo finish and flings her at Rainbow dash and knocks her out*
*Pinke drags dash and finish to sugar cube corner and throws them in the basement*
*Pinkie hits aj in the head and knocks her out, then throws her into the basement*
Speaking about Opal.....
Yayyy! The cat has not been abandoned!!! Flutters would be proud.
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5062291 XD
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5062296 Remember when Spike saved Opal?
>>BewhoUr Holy shit how long are we going to do this, the comments are starting to get more entertaining then the story itself, anyways, i am going to reply now, have a good night :3.
Do you think anypony saw us?
No, i think were safe.... For now...
Ok then, Spike, can you send a letter to the princess please?
I could, but considering the fact that you ran me away with you, i left the pen and quill behind, so no, i can't.
God Bucking Damn it. I can't believe this, now were on the run, and i can't even make a cover story to send to the princess to cover our backs!
You realize, there are a lot worse problems, you killed princess Celestia, if the royal guard find you, you may as well be dead.
Pony feathers.
Aww, brighten up twilight! 
They might only rip your skin off instead!
And thats supposed to be better how!?
It's not... 
Oh horse apples...
*after running for about 2 hours out of Ponyville*
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Probably until one of us rage quits
Twilight: so what now? Not did we leave 3 innocent ponies locked in a closet, but we also killed the princess!
Pinkie; AHA! There is only one solution! We must kill everyone in equestria!
Spike: and that would help how?
Pinkie: there would be no one to rip our skin off!
Twilight: gee... It sounds like a lot of work....
Pinkie: no problem! Spikes mustache can do it!
*spikes stache hops off of spikes face and runs off*
>>BewhoUr Here's the problem, i am a dankscoping, quickscoping, MLG gamer. I has dank kush, doritos, and Mountain Dew, all the elements combine to make a non ragequitting gamer. Anyways, lets keep going! This is fun!
MY STACHE!!!!
What the buck!? I never knew it could have done that.
Aww, poor spikey wikey can't have his moustache.
Shut up pinkie, I'm not in the mood.
Sorry
Alright, if we are going to kill everyone, how should we do it?
I know! Watch this! (MATURE ONLY, DO NOT WATCH OTHERWISE IT MAY ALSO CHANGE YOUR VIEW ON PINKIE PIE)
I read it 2
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*Pinkie runs off with a chainsaw that appeared out of nowhere*
We've got to stop her!
OH CRAP! HER AND MY STACHE AS A TEAM? THEY COULD BLOW UP THE WORLD!
Thats just wonderful. What are we gonna do boyfriend/son?
I say that we go get Derpy!
Great idea spike!
WHY AM I HERE!?
DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT RARITY! SPIKE IS MINE!
Again?
The great and powerful-
TWILLIGHTTTT! THAT KILLS PONIES!
Obviously. She wanted to steal my man.
YOUR MAN!?
*Celestias ghost floats by whispering death chants*
OBA SHIDA SHIDA *devil speak*
*spikes moustache is suddenly on Pinkie*
*suddenly Rarity appears*
*Twilight jumps on Rarity and tackles her*
*Twilight grabs Trixie and rips her in half*
*Rarity leaps on Twilight and starts punching her*
MEANWHILE IN CANTERLOT
*Stache quivers and everyone drops dead with laughter within a 5 mile radius*
>>BewhoUr
OK, THAT'S 5 MILES OF PONIES DOWN, NOW WHAT STACHE...?
GREAT IDEA!
HE'S MINE! *Twilight launches Rarity into a tree*
AHHH MY HAIR!!! *Rarity turns into Dark Generosity*
Now you will DIE!!!
OH BUCK! *Twilight feels a sudden surge of energy and turns into Evil Twilight (What a bucking Twist
)*
NOW YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!!
*Spikes Mustache* LETS GO TO THE PRINCESSES CASTLE, THAT WAT WE CAN KILL THE GUARD, BEFORE THEY KILL US
*Back where Twilight and Rarity were fighting*
*Twilight engages into the most epic boss battle that Equestria has ever seen*
Ok that's it for the comment, but the idea of a fanfic of Dark Generosity facing off with Evil Twilight(Who needs to have a better name other than Evil Twilight) comes to mind >:). We'll see where this goes, because this has turned into a Random fic in the comments, if it hasn't already been realized.
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We're at the castle. What now stache?
LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING SOLO THEN.
I reported you to the guards! You killed Celestia, my friend/mother/sister!
Oh crap.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STACHE?
ITS BACK!
MY LOVE!
Your stache is as fine as ever-
*Moustache dissapears*
MEANWHILE IN THE EPIC BATTLE ZONE
*Dust flies up from the ground and two half dead ponies desperately swipe hooves at each-other
*Spikes moustache flies back and hits him in the face*
*Rarity and twilight jerk their heads up and stare at spike*
*Moustache quivers and brings Celestia back to life*
*Rarity, Twilight, and Photo finish jump on Celestia screaming, "MINE!!!"
>>BewhoUr
NO! MINE! *Holds them all in the air with her magic*
Yeah, alright, stop now, and let me-
SHUT THE BUCK UP SPIKE, THIS DOESN'T INVOLVE YOU!
It's about my mustache, so yes, it does. Now, stop fighting ladies and we can work this out, or since your all endlessly powerful, you can fight forever, never to end.
Sits them all down for 2 hours and makes them talk it out*
Ok, so we all good? I will spend the next week with Photo Finish first, to earn some money, then i will pay Twilight, and then i will spend 2 weeks with Celestia, and after that i will help Rarity with her fashion design.
Good, now can we go back to Ponyville?
I'm not so sure that's a good idea.
Why?
Pinkie killed everyone there....
Oh dear.... Well, were fucked, any last words everypony?
Ummm...
Wait, were all going to die?!
It's PINKIEMANA DIANE PIE, what made you think we WOULDN'T die.
Right, i don't know what to say, wanna have an epic chess battle of history?
Sure!
Never tried, but i am willing to!
Can i just spend time with Spike?
Meh, go ahead.
Spike, follow me please.
Sure.
*All* Hmmk
*
*All* Ok, works.
*Rarity and Twilight start in on the competition.
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Hey! Can I join your emoji battle?
>>LiVELIfE of course! its not really a battle, we do this alot, it seems, we make random short fanfics in the chat with emoji's feel free to join in!
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*twilight grinds her teeth as rarity makes her next move*
HAHA! I KNEW I WAS GOING TO TRAP YOUR PAWN!
Crap…
admit it darling. You are screwed.
NOT IF I CAN HELP IT! *Twilight flips the table*
You ruined it!
Oh well. We're in the middle of oblivion, we better start eating this ice cream.
EMMA!???
And of course.
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*about to give Pinkamena the stare*
Please, no, I will be better
*walks up behind Fluttershy* Oh, dear Fluttershy, what do we have here?
*runs when Fluttershy is disttracted*
Celestia! My dear mother/sister/friend/ maybe more? Are you really alive?
Yes, of course my dear Fluttershy...did you trap someone in the closet?
No, why?
Go see who that is!
*Walks over to closet and opens the door*
HI YAH! YOU WANNA A PIECE OF ME? DO YOU?
Please don't hurt me!
*standing in backround eating banana cake*
Fluttershy?
Rainbow Dash?
*mutters* Fluttershy is mine, not Dash's...I must fix this!
MEANWHILE AT THE CANTERLOT CASTLE
*banging sounds come from the closet*
*have beautiful reunion*
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You, Spike, must work together with Fluttershy! Together, the magix will be doubled!
*Strokes stache* I have to ask my attornie
And who would that be?
Umm, me sugarcube. Haven't you noticed me sitting here all along?
Oh, you? Really!
yep!
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Well AJ?
No.
Well.
YOU MUST!
*Grabs rainbow dash and twists her neck*
WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?
Hush flutterz. You are now MY waifu!
MEANWHILE AT CANTERLOT CASTLE
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You killed my best friend!!
She was a changeling!
NOOO!!!! THEN WE MUST FIND THE REAL RAINBOWDASH!!
I think I lost her
Who?
AHH!!!! *runs away screaming*
I just don't know what went wrong!!
eeyup
Oh, hello husband!!
Meanwhile somewhere near Appleoosa
(let the ships range on)
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Shippings!
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Ohhh Mac, your the best stallion a mare could wish for, especially one like me...
Eeyup, your my sweetie cutie patootie pumpkin pie!
Aww, your so sweet.
THIS CALLS FOR A ROMATIC DUBSTEP SHIPPING PARTY!
Blech! Thats gross!
CHANGELING!
NO! I'M NOT A CHANGELING!
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I'm restarting this thread bullshit again.
*Big Mac and Derpy start kissing in public*
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But Princess Celestia said you were!
What!? Whait, didn't you stuff me into a closet or something?
Yes!
Please be quiet, we are trying to make-out in peace here
eeyup
Where are you real Rainbow Dash?
Maybe she's dead
Oh, no! Save me! We must find her body for a proper burial!
Damn, that didn't work either?
What was that?
Nothing
---
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Why the frikkin frik do you idiots keep making out?
*Le gross kissy noises*
I can't even watch... x.x
Would you like me to stuff you back in the closet?
NO! I MEAN, THANKS, BUT NO!
Aww...
Pinkie why r u green?
How should I know?
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>:D
WEJOCNHSBGVDRIYDR
*Finally digs a changeling out of closet and forces to be Rainbow dash*