I have learned from my mistakes. I must watch from afar. So bright and early today, I grabbed my binoculars and immediately began my research. And, as if on cue, a couple seconds after I raised my binoculars to the window, Pinkie pie trotted out of Sugarcube corner- and straight towards my boutique. I practically dropped the binoculars, ran past Opal and almost knocked the poor sleepy kitty over, and galloped down the stairs to the door, which I opened before Pinkie even had a chance to knock.
"Well, hello Pinkie! What a surprise!" Things were going fine. What could she want? Everything was going OK, right? Pinkie shifted her hooves. I tilted my head questioningly. Pinkie? Acting… shy? Finally, after what seemed like forever, Pinkie blushed slightly and said,
"Well… hi Rarity. I need your help with something." My eyes widened in hope. Maybe she wanted help trying to impress Cheese? How romantic! So naturally, I was not entirely sure when she said, "Cheese asked me out and I said yes, now I need a dress and I have no idea how to act on our date and I'm sure I'll mess things up what do I do?!" I stared in shock, taking in everything that she had just babbled about. Asked her out? No! It was too soon! They needed more time to build a friendly relationship before they became lovers! Of all the things that could happen, this was the worst. Possible. Thing!
And strangely, the best. I decided to quickly change my opinion of Pinkie's news and do a small hop in the air. After all, this put my plan ahead about 5 days! And while they hadn't quite developed a romantic relationship yet, that could all change once I got Pinkie looking simply GORGEOUS!
"Goodness my dear, of course I'll help! I'm so happy for you!" I ushered Pinkie inside as she breathed a sigh of relief and said,
"Gee, thanks Rarity. I'm kinda nervous… am I being silly?"
"Of course not! Especially since I am going to make you shine like a star!" I closed the door behind me as my mind buzzed to work. If Cheese was going to fall in love with Pinkie on such short notice, she would have to be absolutely glamorous, the cutest pony in town. And of course, I had to teach her how to act properly around a stallion. Especially one that had an interest around her. But first came the outfit. I giggled as I fitted Pinkie into a couple new dresses and switched out some fabric and ribbon until I finally found the PERFECT dress. It was one that I had made a while ago, long before operation romance in Ponyville. It had a blue collar that was turned up with loose edges so it slightly flopped down at the top. I have to say, it matched Pinkie's eyes perfectly. As if that wasn't fabulous enough, the dress was a dark pink mess of glitter. It tightly hugged Pinkies sides, but after the stunning blue belt the dress poofed elegantly. The whole thing just looked perfect on her. After the dress had been fit I found a comb and tried to brush out that mess of pink hair, but it wouldn't cooperate. Pinkie seemed to find this extremely amusing, as she was giggling like a maniac...
After that, some hastily put on blue eyeshadow (the same kind I use, doesn't it look fabulous?) signaled the end of our little makeover session. All that was left to do was teach Pinkie some elegance. So of course, we started with the basics. Blushing and giggling whenever your date said something, batting your eyelashes, and overall acting like a lady. I don't think Pinkie took it too seriously, but since when does she take anything seriously? I could tell she was trying to learn what she could though. She really is a great friend. Finally, the little instructional course was over and Pinkie was ready to go.
"Where is Cheese taking you darling?"
"A concert in Apploosa!"
"A concert? Simply fabulous!"
I love that this is written from Rarity's POV. Her character is spot-on. Good job!
Also, perfect outfit description!!! I wish I were an artist, so I could draw Pinkie in this outfit for you. So adorable...
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*Spike is posing for Photo Finish's Magazine*
Yez! I like very much! Good job Spike! Here iz your pay.
Thank you very much M'lady
You are very welcome Spike. But be here at 10:00AM Wednesday sharp!
You got it!
Wow! That's a lot of bits, Spike. Now, give me the bag.
Wha? These are my bits! I earned these fair an square!
Spike, i gave you the mustache, i raised you, you are my dragon son, they belong to me. (Oh hey look, another Twist )
NO TWILIGHT. These are MINE, you will NOT take them from me.
Spike, damn it, give me the bits, NOW.
NO!
YES!
NO!
YES!
*two hours later after yelling no and yes back and forth and heading back to the library*
Spike, i can't keep telling you to give me the bits, my mouth is starting to hurt, now why don't you just hand them to me?
Because, i earned them Twilight, i don't need you, i can easily go off on my own without you, now that i have so many bits.
*just then a wild Photo Finish appears, and comes bursting through the door*
Photo Finish, what are you doing here?!
What in the buck!?
Spike, i am sorry to rush here, but i need more photos! The media has gone crazy over you! I will double your pay, 20 bits an hour!
Hmm, that's a lot of bits. I think i will need some accommodations now, i have been evicted from my current housing *glares at twilight, who looks at them sheepishly *
Come on spike, i never said you had to leave, i just want the bits.
You may have raised me, you may have taught me magic, but you do NOT own me.
What iz going on?
UGH, Spike won't give me the money that he earned with the mustache, and now he wants to move out.
Why do you want his bits? He earned them fair and square, just because you own him, doesn't mean you can take his things!
Yeah!
I may be a magazine artist, but i know a thing or two about being a mother!
*just then, Twist walks in and says hi to Photo Finish (another Twist! )*
Hi Mom!
Hello deary. *glares at twilight*
Alright! Fine, Spike, I'm sorry, keep the bits, you did earn them, it's just...
Just what? You wanted to be rich for a day?
How did you...
You talk in your sleep you know...
Hehe... yeah, i did want to try it, for a day, i wouldn't have done it again, I'm so sorry Spike.
*Twilight hugs Spike*
Aww shucks, it's ok, but here, take this.
*Spike tosses Twilight the bag of bits*
What? I thought you wanted these!?
Well, as Photo Finish said, i will be getting double pay, so i can afford it. Go, enjoy yourself Twilight.
*Twilight hugs Spike*
Thank you so much Spike, no work for you for a week!
YES!!!!
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OMG! Thanks! Its my first time working with Rarity, its good to know that I'm doing well
And I'm glad you like the dress! Nothing but the best for Cheespie
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*Photo finish and Twist walk back to Photo Finshes house*:cool photo:
Twist: What was that all about
Photo Finish: Zat dragon has the magix!
Twist: Momy, does that mean you are in love with Spike?
*SUDDENLY TWILIGHT BURSTS IN*
NO! Spike is MINE!!
Photo Finish: I thought he was your son?
Twilight: Ya, I'm pretty messed up…now give me his pay for the next three weeks
Photo Finish: Fine, but you cannot have Spike!
Twilight: Yes I can! *Tackles Photo Finish*
*Spike walks in*
Huh? Are they fighting over me?
*twist begins to talk but is interrupted by Pinkemena as she jumps in the window*
WHAT A TWIST! *Pinkemena grabs twist and jumps back out the window*
I still have my stache.
THAT YOU DO.
5061259 Damn, this is going to go on for awhile, so i shall say a few things before i continue this amazing story with lots of Twists
I got Rainbow cupcakes with a Dash of sugar, Here have an Apple too, better hurry before someone Jacks them, oh and i Pinkie promise the Pie is good, and nobody Spiked the punch. and no worries its a a Rarity for me to bring up how vampires in Twilight Sparkle.
You know. i like your Color full personality, goahead, step into my Factory, theres a Rainbow of opportunities, and Pikies Brewin' some punch, and Spikes bringing the Cupcakes, Little Miss Rarity is here too. Now dont be Shy i wont Murder you. Its just a Fan Fic.
NOW BACK TO THE STORY
So Spike, i Really enjoyed the last time you came to Canterlot with me, want to join me on another trip? This time, i promise, it will be divine.
Hmm, what do you think mustache?
*suddenly Spike's mustache begins to quiver and shake, then, it talks!*
Mustache: I think it would be a great idea Spike, now i can tag along as well. Spike: Ohh wow! A Talking stache! Cool! Mustache: I know what i am.
Ooh this is fantastic, now your Double the Trouble mister.
*Spike and his talking mustache walk out the door with Celestia, and they head back to Canterlot for the evening*
I WANT HIS PAY!!!!!
To bad! I know ze good actors of the mustache when i see one, he will be paid!
*Photo Finish knocks twilight back into the wall*
Owwwww! Again! I WILL BE BACK, WITH SOME CUPCAKES, AND A PINKIE CANNON.
*Twilight leaves and heads to Pinkie's place to prepare for war*
Ohhhh zis is bad.
*now realizes that Twist is gone*
Twist? Twist dearie?
I have your Twist.... She's right here! *Pinkie's hard puffs back up* I was just joking around, and i heard you and Twilight's little scuffle, this is going to be so much fun! *puts Twist back into the house, Twist now has a blueberry cupcake*
Pleez do not help the girl ehhh, what was her name?? Oh yez! It was Twilight Sparklez! Do not help her!
Sorry, i can't say no to a good party war! *pinkie's eye twitches as she walks on air and heads to Sugarcube Corner*
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Twilight walks back to Pinkies and suddenly realizes that she forgot her wallet. She goes back to the Library and sees Spike making out with Celestia. As she prepares to scream, a bag is tossed over her and she is dragged to sugar cube corner by Pinkie pie.
PINKIE? WHAT ARE U DOING?? I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY MENTOR IS IN LOVE WITH MY BOYFRIEND/SON!
Twilight! We must kill photo finish with this! *Pinkie grabs Big mac*
HOW IS THAT GOING TO HELP?
We can canon it on top of her!
eeyup.
NO PINKIE! WE ARE NOT THROWING AN INNOCENT PONY ON TOP OF PHOTO FINISH!
Remember the goal Twilight. Once we kill celestia and miss Finish, we will have all of spikes paycheck and you will have Spike!
Sounds good!
*Pinkie grabs a canon and shoves big mac into it*
Come on Twilight! Off to Photo's house to finish here off!
*Suddenly a raging Fluttershy knocks into Pinkie and drags her away whispering,
You will be my friend.. and you will LOVE ME!
Twilight shrugs and grabs the canon as she continues to walk.
>>BewhoUr
*Twilight and Pinkie are setting up the cannon, Twilight is calculating the angle, but pinkie keeps shaking the ground*
PINKIE, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SHAKING THE GROUND!?
Sorry...
Thank you
*Twilight aims the cannon and prepares to fire*
Are you ready pinkie?
Hold on, just gotta check our projectile to see how he's holding up. You alright in there?
Eeyup.
FIRE!
*Pinkie pulls the firing pin, causing the cannon to go off and launch big mac towards the library*
Ohh spike, i never knew you could be this much of a stallion... mmmm
Ohh it's nothing its just my-
*spike is interrupted by Big Mac flying through the wall and crushing Celestia
WHAT THE BUCK!?
GOT HER! We saved you Spike!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SAVED ME, YOU JUST CRUSHED CELESTIA!
Yeah we know silly! When she gets intimate with other ponies, she tends to turn into a sort of "Molestia" of the sorts, so if we didn't crush her, you wouldn't of been here right now!
Wow, never knew, thanks.
WHERES MY PAY!?
It hasn't even been a week yet Twilight. I have nothing to pay you with.
Oh yeah, sorry.
No problem.
Hey! Everyone wanna go to Sugarcube Corner and get some cupcakes? I hear that ma and pa are creating a new recipe!
Sure!
Yay! Off we go!
*they all leave for Sugarcube Corner. Then Fluttershy, who is still insane creeps in and walks up to crushed Celestia*
Don't worry, Fluttershy will fix you all up, AND THEN YOU CAN BE MY FRIEND.
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XD
*on the way to sugar cube corner, they run into photo finish*
PHOTO FINISH!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
I have come to kidnap zee dragon.
*stuffs spike in a bag and runs away*
WE MUST GET HIM BACK!
Twilight grabs derby and charges towards Photo Finish, ramming her in the head and knocking her out, Pinkie grabs her and starts dragging her towards sugar cube corner*
They'll never find the body!
Pinkie? Twi? Spike? What are you doing?
*pinkie grabs photo finish and flings her at Rainbow dash and knocks her out*
We can hide them in my basement
Geez pinkie… this seems extreme?
Well, you just assassinated your princess and THIS is extreme?
I guess your right…
Now come!
*Pinke drags dash and finish to sugar cube corner and throws them in the basement*
Pinkie? What are you doing?
*Pinkie hits aj in the head and knocks her out, then throws her into the basement*
Pinkie? Won't the cakes check the basement…?
Oh.. yeah. Better make a run for it