What a dreadful day its been. But things are looking up on the horizon darling!
After I followed those two… weirdos. And I do know its a horrifically rude word, but admit it, it fits. Anyhow, after I arrived at Sugar Cube Corner, panting and slightly bruised up (from the small fall I took, its not like I could have just jumped from the clouds, I jumped on a roof and fell off it. Quite embarrassing, but I do what I must.) Anyhow, Cheese and Pinkie showed up just a couple minutes after I did. In the time that I did have, I brushed off a bit, restored my makeup with a pocket mirror and an on the go makeup bag, and found a place to sit at one of the tables. It was in the back, and I had a newspaper pressed to my muzzle, so I was obviously frustrated when Pinkie walked in and immediately said,
"Hi Rarity!" Darn her Pinkie sense. Anyhow, it seemed to be going alright… but come on. With those two around, nothing ever stays alright. After I had been showered in confetti (where did the get confetti?) I watched silently as they walked- I mean, bounced up to the counter and began to talk to Mrs. Cake. They were talking so fast, heaven knows how the poor dear could understand them, but somehow she did. I twitched an ear as I heard her begin to speak in the lovely, warm voice of hers-
"Of course he can stay a while! Speaking of which, can you two babysit the Twins for a while? Carrot is going to have to get back to work." I saw them both nod and bounce off happily, laughing and talking. The twins? Cheese staying at Sugarcube Corner? This would either end perfectly, or in total and utter disaster. I assumed the latter as I walked over to the door to the playroom, bumping into Mr. Cake and quickly apologizing, then looking, (its looking. Not snooping. Its careful observation) through the plastic window that depicted the scene in the playroom. It was quite improper, Cheese and Pinkie both dumping bags of flower on their heads and causing mini explosions of the baking material as the twins chortled in delight.
Really, how could they bear it? All that… flower in their manes! At least they were together and having fun. That was the first step to inevitable romance. I continued to watch as balloons filled the ceiling space, the twins ran everywhere as the party ponies chased after them, giggling and apparently having a great time. I rubbed my hooves together and smiled. This was going swimmingly! That WAS going swimmingly… until Pinkie spotted me at the window and quickly ushered me into that pit of doom. I tried to tell her I didn't want to come in… but did you expect her to listen? I'm still brushing the flour out of my mane as I write. Anyhow, once I was in the room I could tell that there was no going back as the Pound Cake jumped on me and began sucking my ear while Pumpkin began clinging to my tail. I tell you, it was a NIGHTMARE. But as if that wasn't bad enough, Pinkie and Cheese bounced up and, at the exact same time, dumped two bags of flower over me. The screaming and laughs of the twins rang in my ears as I said my goodbyes and ran out of there as fast as I could. Well, at least things in operation Romance in Ponyville aren't going DOWNHILL. Can't say the same for the state of my poor mane though.
It's just flour Rarity cowgirl up!
10/10 Me Guesta.
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5058102
But Rarity thought you WANTED whining! Thanks for reading!
5058257
Many thanks sir/ma'am. Have a spikestache.
5059562 LOL Love the spikestache emoticon, i thought i should post this text art here, because it fits so well with this.
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5060297
XD
Spike! Take that mustache off!
I will not! Celestia gave me permission to wear it.
this is true.
5060337
I am not going to take this, Spike take it off NOW. *levitates scissors into the air and lunges at spike*
NO! IT'S THE ONLY THING MANLY I HAVE IN THIS WORLD!
*Twilight misses her lunge and crashes into the bookshelf*
Owwwww Really spike, why do you have to do this.
Becuase i'm awesome, isn't that right Celestia?
Yes indeed spike, you look Stunning with it oh.
Oh my...
Nonononononononono! This can NOT be happening.
Well spike, would you like to come back to Canterlot with me? We can spend some time in the castle, maybe get to know eachother a bit more
I would be willing more than willing to acompany you, your Highness.
Oh brother, Spike, i hate to say this, but you have to stay here, the library needs to be reorganized again.
Well, i will send a Librarian to help you for the day, but until then, i think Spike should come with me, isn't that right Spike?
Sounds good to me!
*Celestia and Spike walk out and fly back to Canterlot*
All according to plan, now i will be true royalty.
Wew, i can't believe i just came up with all this while replying to a comment.
5060377
XD *2 days later*
did you have fun at the castle Spike?
Yes! Celestia thinks I look classy. Don't I?
Spike, just get that filthy thing off your face.
NO! Photo finish likes it.
Yes.. the mustache has the magix!
How did you get in my house?
I gave her the key.
SPIKE!
Twilight. Relax. I must visit Spike often for the photos!
YOU ARE NOT COMING BACK HERE! SPIKE, SEND HER TO CANTERLOT!
Oh fine. *sends to canterlot with green fire thingy*
Thank you spike.
AHA! IT IS ME, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXE HERE TO CUT SPIKES MOUSTACHE OFF!
NOOOO!
Don't you dare Trixe. I just found out that photo finish pays 10 bits an hour. You are not taking the mustache.
BUT I HAVE A TWIST!
I just love this. 'Nuff said.
5060589
Thank you so much! Cheesepie is one of the 6 foundations of my life, so naturally I was tempted Thanks again, it means so much
5060616 No problem, I feel the same way about CheesePie. You're doing great, keep it up!
Also, have some CheesePie:
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Had to do the second one. Anyway, no problem! I love a good CheesePie shipper! (Hope that didn't sound creepy)
5060701
*strokes spike's moustache*
Yes… Cheesepie is life, cheesepie is love.
Thanks again!
(and that didn't sound creepy )
Flour, not flower.