It's that day. The one day of the year that Celestia dreads more than anything in the world. And too bad for her, everyone seems intent on making her go through such an awful occasion. Well, at least she gets cake at the end of it.

Thanks to my editors Skeeter The Lurker, Xl9 and The Abyss for all their help!

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Coming this fall to a television set near you, TNT's new hit show! One filly, must defy the odds, and bore her colleagues to the brink of insanity! A show with mystery! Suspense! Drama! Comedy! Crime! Law and Order! Special guest appearance by Jeff Goldblum! (Not really) Written and created by the legendary Dick Wolf! (Also not really) Critically acclaimed by billions, it's been called, "The FiMFiction story we've been waiting for!" (<-Outright fabrication.) This fall! Only on TNT! They know drama!

Lawl. So I literally just woke up about a month ago and decided to write this monstrosity. Basically, what if the Mane Six had all pursued careers in law enforcement? (You know, because of all the crime Equestria has.) How would they have met then? If it's well received I have a few ideas for a couple more "episodes", but constructive criticism is welcome and appreciated. I sincerely hope you enjoy. =)

Warning: While I will not describe crime scenes explicitly, still... murdered ponies. Not for the faint of heart! Also I don't own TNT or their logo ... just ... just putting it out there ...

Rainbow Dash has had eyes for Twilight Sparkle ever since she came to town, and it was no secret to her other friends. Finally working up the courage, she asks her out on a date. But does Twilight realize it's supposed to be a 'date-date'?

This story is a sequel to When the Man Comes Around

The twelfth story in the Journey of Graves.

Nightmare Night is back once more, which means a night chock full of hilarity, hi-jinks, and near apocalyptic obliteration.

Need I say more?

This story is a sequel to When the Man Comes Around

The eleventh in the Journey of Graves.

Relationships are hard. Relationships harder when you have no idea what you're doing. Though Graves knows he's now together with the lovely Rarity, he has no idea what that really means or what sorts of headaches a couple's life can bring. Join us in a collection of three short stories that chronicle our intrepid marshal's attempts to navigate the most treacherous minefield of all: dating.

The Unity Day party at Sweet Apple Acres goes awry after surprising accusations are leveled at Applejack, on account of some difficult-to-discern lyrics.

Find Iron Wolf's dramatic reading of this story, in a super cool Polish accent that kicks the whole thing up to 11, here.

On a lovely vacation to Hell, the Mane Six (and Spike) visit the Personal Hell Chambers.

Inspired by Hello Hellhole.

This story is a sequel to When the Man Comes Around

The tenth story in The Journey of Graves.

After much too long away, the Ponyville girls finally make their triumphant return with marshal in tow. Spike, who's been holding down the fort at home, is definitely glad to see them back, especially since it means the return of his beloved Rarity.

Only... what's a boy to do when the object of his deepest affections turns out to be taken?

This story is a sequel to When the Man Comes Around

The ninth story in The Journey of Graves.

Graves is gone, departed for parts unknown without so much as a backwards glance. A quick farewell and a cold goodbye is all the marshal left before severing every tie he ever had to Ponyville, including those with Rarity.

Why? He's a soldier and it was obvious he'd one day have to leave. But the way he left, so abruptly, even callously... it just doesn't seem right. Could it be that there's something more to his departure than meets the eye? Or are thoughts like that merely fancy and wishful thinking? To find the truth, Rarity and the girls start down a long, winding road that will hopefully bring the grey eyed soldier back. Hopefully.

This story is a sequel to When the Man Comes Around

The eighth story in The Journey of Graves

The Grand Galloping Gala, so far gone yet still shining bright in memory as if it were just yesterday. That night marked the turning point for Graves, the night he found something beyond the sight of his rifle, beyond the endless call to arms. It's a new beginning, a new life to spend with the friends he cares for and the one he loves. For once, the grey eyed marshal finds that he too, has a chance to live happily ever after.