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Ponydora Prancypants


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The Unity Day party at Sweet Apple Acres goes awry after surprising accusations are leveled at Applejack, on account of some difficult-to-discern lyrics.

Find Iron Wolf's dramatic reading of this story, in a super cool Polish accent that kicks the whole thing up to 11, here.

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-reads the title- ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooo.....................

:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

EDIT: nice story.

Wait... OH its that meme.

racist barn
racist barn
come on everypony lets racist barn

XD Oh wow this was brilliant. It was fast-paced, very clever, and very very funny. The last scene really did it for me, especially Pinkie Pie's last line. Bravo!

The "raze this barn" joke made it all worth it.:pinkiehappy:

Equestria is full of racists.

I'm actually surprised that this joke hasn't been done to death already. I think I've had my fill though.

Though, unicorns are kinda OP. Stupid narwhals...

Racism is a terrible thing.

Unicorn master race.

My thoughts on the story :rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy::ajbemused::twilightblush::twilightangry2::trixieshiftright::moustache::eeyup::applecry::applejackconfused::coolphoto::derpyderp1::heart::rainbowdetermined2::pinkiesmile::pinkiesad2::pinkiesick:

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Who you calling a narwharl, dirt kicker?:twilightangry2:

I laughed forever.:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: 5/5 moustaches for you good sir:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

Now all you need is a sadfic to prove that you're good at everything. :twilightsmile:

Funny! All I can think is that one line of hers from Wonderbolt Academy.

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I ain't no dirt kicker, you pincushion!

At least Ah don't have to worry about popin' no hoofballs. It's types like ya'll that lost last week's game! And Ah had to buy a new ball! :ajbemused:

LoL. I was waiting for someone to make a story of that :rainbowlaugh:

Well done. Many lols were had.

OMFG, My brother was telling me how AJ was singing "Racist Barn" instead of "Raise This Barn". And then this story popped up.

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You, you snooty, bone-headed magicow!

I like short stories that end up being long puns. Don't know why...

Beautiful!:rainbowlaugh: I was almost crying i was laughing so much!:pinkiehappy:

Wonderful and creative, It started with a good joke and made it perfect!:yay:

thats just too racist:trollestia:

Avenue Q, I choose you!
:rainbowlaugh:
Excellent, excellent!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA! :rainbowlaugh:
This is friggin epic. Have a thumbs-up.

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Actually mudbug, us pegasi rule supreme :rainbowwild:

Pfff... wow. Yeah, everyone's a little bit racist.

Also, Unicorns Master Race.

Ha! Actually, Twilight makes a good point about Winter Wrap-up. My favorite bits were Rarity's reaction to mules and Fluttershy's admitted racism, though.

You're pretty damn entertaining when you're feverish. Great job!

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Consarnit! Ah'm tired of ya'll flying peacocks schedulin' the rain over my land and flooding my crops! I'm filling a disagreeance with Celestia herself! Ah don't care if she has those fancy schmancy horn and wings. She'll listen and put all ya'll into yer place!


Edit: By the way, just having fun here. Don't take this seriously. :twilightsheepish:

:rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp: I'm not sure how I feel about this story...

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P-peacock!?:flutterrage: I don't see any eyespots on my feathers, but you call me that again and I'll have YOUR eyes SEEIN' spots, earthworm! And I'm not a weather pony, so you can take those complaints to the Department of Ponies Who Actually Give a Buck!

Note: But I AM serious. See how serious I am?:derpytongue2:

I can't help but think that Derpy's mistake is symbolic of the overall misunderstanding that goes on.

Oh, and I believe that Discord was behind everything.

Inb4 this is featured. :pinkiecrazy:

*Reads title*

After watching all those commentaries on YouTube and how many though they heard "Racist Barn" at first, I knew it would only be a matter time...

And the time has come! :pinkiehappy:

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C'mon guys, don't we all dwell on land? Isn't it true that there are wealthy born of both Earth Pony and Unicorn families with Filthy Rich, Photo Finish, Hoity Toity and the Oranges on one end and Fancy Pants and the Royal Family on the other end. Let's get along :pinkiesmile:&:twilightsmile:Unite!
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Besides, those airhead pegasi are no good

Well I'm waiting for some PC left winger to come start accusing the show of racism... wait it's already been done. Funny story though, I can imagine such a thing actually happening.

signed the good dr.

Excellent as always.

I can't help but wonder if Pinkie picked that fight as a distraction so she could eat all the treats. :pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy:

"Observe the perfectly spiraled, magical horn, accentuating a lithe, graceful figure. Witness the luxurious purple mane you just want to run your claws through. That dulcet voice! That sophisticated mien! Oh, and Twilight's good at books." :rainbowlaugh:

This had me in a sitches. The conversation is definitely easy-going and well in character despite the weird an exaggerated subject matter. I think a stronger establishment of setting and scene would have made for a better beginning to lead-in to the hi-jinks, but it was all a lot of fun and quite funny. Well done.

Comment posted by kingtiger666 deleted Jan 19th, 2013

FINALLY
SOMEONE WROTE A FUCKING STORY.

And, thus, many lulz were had.

AJ: (unknowingly) Racist Barn Racist Barn 1 2 3 4 Together we can RACIST BARN 1 2 3 4... :pinkiehappy:
Everypony else: IT'S A RACIST BARN!!!!:rainbowlaugh:
AJ: :facehoof: IT AINT NO RACIST BARN

Damn homophones, always getting the last laugh, do you know they teach kids about homophones in school now? Kids!

I chose to believe, considering there are actual mules in Equestria, that Rarity's comments towards mules in "A dog and pony show" were just her making an excuse to turn on the tears and hysterical sobbing so she could drive her captors mad. Cause otherwise that was pretty racist, Rarity.:ajbemused:

This had better get featured. It isn't yet, is it? ... Nope. Can't imagine why it's not. It's a clever take on some recent confusion within the fandom that had me laughing my ass off. Derpy showing up at the last-minute was funny as hell and was drawn out well by Pinkie delivering the punchline.

Spike was of course the most hilarious racist. Although I hated Rarity's "mildly horrified" reaction, it was fixed by revealing that she is also racist, which basically just means Spike can do better. Also, this mistake:

the six friends, and Spike.

No. No. NO! This suggests that Spike isn't even their friend, which is distressingly incorrect, you ... um, you slightly confused individual to whom I have nothing really mean to say because it's not your fault for being influenced by the idiots the fandom that think Spike isn't Twilight's absolute best friend, as well as a good friend to the rest of the mane 6.

All that illness and medication is clouding your judgement -- I don't know how you could ever have thought to call this terrible! Fluttershy's lines in particular completely killed me :rainbowlaugh:

This was win. Well done, well done.

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Little brothers are different then friends.:twilightsmile:

Or the comedy answer: Spike is the Zoidberg of the group.

I read this as Louis from L4D filling in as Applejack and holy fuck did it fit.

You never let us down, Ponydora.

LOL Omg... You wrote about the Racist Barn joke? I just have no words to that. I'll just go read and see if that is indeed the verse you mean. Racist Barn Racist Barn 1, 2, 3, 4~ :rainbowlaugh: could use a laugh after the last fic I read :pinkiesad2:

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