She has no name, no past, and no memories. Day in and day out, she has existed in a small cell. It's all she's ever known. On the surface, she's comfortable with her routine life. But there are questions lingering in her mind. Who is she? Was there ever anything else? Did something happen to her?

When she gets an unexpected visit from a purple unicorn, her world is quickly turned upside down. Is ignorance really bliss?

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This is my first MLP: FIM fanfic! I hope y'all enjoy reading it.

Okay... stay calm. Take deep breaths. No need to start panicking.

Let's see.... Twilight's Emergency Checklist for Temporal Displacement:

Inexplicably hurled into the past? Check.

Trapped in an unfamiliar and unrecognizable body? Check

No idea where to turn for help or answers? Check

Recommended action: Panic

Well, the list knows best!

The story covers the first jump of Equestria's first starship, and the thoughts of it's jumper, Twilight Sparkle, the night before the voyage.

The story proper is fairly light on dialogue, predominantly focusing on Twilight's thoughts on the changes that have gone through Equestria and the rapid advancement of technology.

“Pure Chaos? Now there’s a joke if ever I heard one. No no no listen. I am the unexpected. I am disharmony. I am that one piece of spaghetti that refuses to stay on the fork. I am, and always will be, Discord. Oh, it's true that I may enjoy chaos... Oh, who am I kidding? I love the stuff. But I am not chaos itself. What you see before you, however... Now that is pure chaos"

If you think this is just your average HIE then think again. With only the thoughts of getting back home our lost human will have to get to grips with the world around her, just as the world struggles with getting to grips with her.

One of the most important (and most often forgotten) parts of a societies entrance into galactic politics is just that: Its entrance. The first contact, and the social, political, and economic transitions that follow one, tend to reshape the way entire species view their world.

Join 63rd century Uranian investigative reporter Ian Miligaux, as he travels approximately 30000 light years from Sol in order to learn from eyewitness accounts about Equestria's own first contact with galactic civilization, a scant 54 years ago.

(This story takes place in an alternate universe of my own creation titled "Magitek". If you wish to learn more about it, you can find it here: http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/58435)

Guys, if you honestly didn't like it enough that you felt the need to dislike, please tell me why in the comments. I would appreciate constructive criticism, so if you have a problem with grammar or feel their are inconsistencies in the story or whatever, please bring them to my attention.

In a poorly informed bout of revenge, Trixie has returned to Ponyville to make Big Macintosh and Rarity fall in love, because she's convinced this will prove she is the Best Showpony in all Equestria.
But Rarity's going to the spa with Fluttershy, Big Mac has chores to do, and Twilight hasn't the faintest as to why her best friend and best friend's brother are having an episode of freaky Friday...

This story will not be completed by its original author, though if one is interested, they can adopt the story and finish it as they see fit. Unpublicized story resources exist.

Sometimes, things don't go exactly to plan. Other times, you tick off the wrong planet alltogether.

A collection of short stories and snippets that show us what would've happened if the Equistriani Barrier had had the misfortune of appearing on the wrong Earth, crossing over with other media.

WARNING! A passing knowledge of the Conversion Bureau subsubgenre is necessary.

Remember: everything posted here is up for adoption. You like an idea? Give me a shout and I'll gladly hand it over, along with a basic plotline for what I'd planned.

14/01/2014: This fic's not in hiatus, it's passed on! This fic is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't kept commenting on it, it'be pushing up the daisies! It's creative processes are now 'istory! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

THIS IS AN EX-FANFICTION!!

I once had a friend. She was the dearest, most special friend I'd ever had, and she stuck by me in a place where nopony else would. But she's gone now, as well as every good memory I once had. It's all because of a condition I have that not only gives me uncontrollable bouts of rage, but also renders me incapable of remembering most of my life.
I want everything to be okay. I just don't know where to start.

This story is a sequel to From the Mouths of Fillies

Dinky and Sparkler have the most awesome godmom in Equestria--that's right, me! Rainbow Dash. Being friends with their mom means I've spent a lot of time with them over the past few years. They're pretty cool kids.

But then ... well, Ditzy got sick. Like, really sick. I've been watching them for her, but if she doesn't get better soon, they may be staying with me for a lot longer than I thought.

That's okay, though: I'm Rainbow Dash. I can handle anything life throws at me.

(Connected to From the Mouths of Fillies, Saying Goodbye, and Feeling Regrets)

After GLaDOS is uploaded into a potato battery, Wheatley humiliates the AI even further by uploading her into a project that was abandoned by Aperture a long time ago. In the blink of an eye, she finds herself in a deformed body of flesh and bone that resembles an equine, and is just as powerless as one too. It comes with all of its needs and bodily functions as well. To make matters worse, she's trapped in a land full of insufferable creatures that just want to make 'friends.' Will GLaDOS' cold, sadistic sense of humor and morals get the better of the ponies? Or will they peel away the once artificial being's metallic shell and find that there's a softer side? Probably not, but it's worth a try.

Story Theme: Tyler Bates - I Love You (Watchmen OST)

Thanks to Meeester, MrJoshy, and funkyferret for proofreading/reviewing.

Cover by Fedte16.