Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize? I have, once before. This time was not all that different. Headache? Check. Dry mouth? Check. Upset stomach? Check. Hooves? Uhm, that one is new.

Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32. Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before. The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me. It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now. I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.

Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it. Geez.

A little comedy side project. EDIT: HAHA Main project. More characters to be added if I get that far. Categories might be refined as I write. Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely. Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at. Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.

Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture! First fanart, I'm so HAPPY. I've gotten more since then! I should collect it all here. Collected!

The Mane Six is the perfect example of an unbreakable friendship. They represent the Elements of Harmony for Celestia sake, but when Silver Sceptere, the colt of everyponies dreams, moves to Ponyville, the group falls apart. He's smart, athletic, hard working, fashionable, cares about animals, is one hell of a party animal, and knows one of the darkest secrets in equestrian history. Will their friendship survive or will it all go to hell.

The blast of pure love that Shining Armor and Princess Cadence created to defeat the changelings had an unintended side effect: it brought in a blue hedgehog and a two-tailed fox who had just finished defeating their enemy Eggman with the help of their "classic" selves. While Rainbow Dash and Sonic race to see who's the fastest thing alive, Twilight Sparkle and Tails try and find out how the heck a gateway opened up between their worlds. Unbeknownst to our heroes, Dr. Eggman has escaped his exile with the help of none other than Doctor Whooves. Eggman plans to destroy Sonic once and for all. But has Eggman unleashed something he can't control once again? Or will he finally learn the error of his ways?

The changelings have been defeated but is that the last of them? As the threat of the changelings grows an unlikely pair try to be a family to one another. One a changeling, cast off from the swarm. The other a little filly who only wants a family.

(Mechcolt as pre-reader)

This story is about Samuel S.

On his birthday he recieved a gift from his mother. A diary. Reluctantly he starts using this new 'thing'.

During the story the characters will grow up and timewise they end up some time after the main six has vanquished Nightmare Moon. The story switches between diary/journal entries and third person omniscient narrating.

Kudos to my friends and mr Salacar for proof-reading.
Lullaby at the end of chapter I - An unknown admirer can be found here. It's sung by me and my friend plays the piano.