Being a creature born of science makes one naturally curious about things that are unknown. Being naturally curious even before his genetic modification, Dusk Rider decides to try and find more information about the demon Tirek, though this requires that he venture through the treacherous Everfree forest, foolishly unarmed.

Joker's my name. I'm a herbalist, farmer, and would-be adventurer. All those strange herbs that ponies need for medicine have to come from somewhere, and it isn't every farm that is willing—or able—to grow a crop of poison joke. So get comfortable, and let me tell you about what Spring means for me.

Contains: TF (Pony to plant, and back), TG (stallion to mare-like hermaphrodite), and a very silly pony.

Art: Gab0o0 (also on tumblr)

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Nature can be spellbinding, full of wonder and incredible beauty. Rustle is a colt who appreciates the majesty of natural scenes, and he spends a great deal of time admiring the beauty of the forests near Ponyville. He is about to discover, however, that looks can be deceiving, and there's more to the Everfree Forest than he could ever have imagined.

Written for the Equestria Daily Nightmare Night 2012 fiction writing event.

I am a human who was transported to Equestria. I did not read the fine print. This is my story. I hope that it may serve as a warning for others.

Ponies like balloons for different reasons. Perhaps they keep them afloat while playing in the pool, or liven up a party. Perhaps they have other uses, discussed behind closed doors. For some ponies, a balloon becomes a prison.

This is a collection of short stories, to accompany my growing list of "Balloonified OC's."

Modified the outstanding work of these artists:
-Spectra, Sunny, and Scrub were drawn by AceSential
-Sollace was drawn by Comeha

Sometimes, we all need company. Big Mac found his in the form of a doll — a filly's mere toy. She provided companionship as an inanimate object, but now, it's not enough. Big Mac attempts to find a way to transform her into something more capable of understanding, but when he does, will he be able to make the ultimate sacrifice to see it through?

The Crusaders are looking for the perfect gift for Scootaloo. Twilight is testing out a new spell on Rainbow Dash. When Twilight is distracted for a minute, the crusaders whisk Dash away leaving nopony the wiser.

Will anypony realize the incredible Rainbow Dash balloon is more than a pool toy?

The Summer Sun Celebration is tomorrow and you've got work to do, but the heat is unbearable. Slipping off to Ponyville's pond to cool down never sounded so good. What could possibly go wrong?

Twilight Sparkle suddenly finds herself turned into a Purple Waffle. What could go wrong?

WARNING: Reading this with serious intentions will cause an urge to scratch your head, nausea, tears of blood, eyes popping out sprouting legs and running away from you, insanity, illness, a hurt toe, a pie in your face, screaming Pokemon names, singing folk tales around a non-existent campfire and instead singing to a feral bear who wants to maul you to death while it makes you its bitch, and last but not least... A cherry on top. :D

Extremely crappy cover image created by yours truly and googled images.

AN: I don't see why anyone would label this as a troll fic... I'm not the type to do that. Can't a guy just create something really random once in awhile?