Twilight Sparkle finds something while searching her old bedroom closet.

Following another date together, Discord asks Fluttershy to talk dirty to him.

Perhaps he should've been clearer about it.

Twilight Sparkle and friends spend a peaceful evening together playing cards.

That is until their future selves decide to show up to stop them all from ruining their lives.

Robbie Rotten, after numerous failed attempts to pursue and catch the super sporty Sporticus now sets his villainy eyes (and chin) on someone who flies around more than flips around.

Or rather, somepony.

He fails spectacularly.

Crossover with MLP and Lazytown.

Update: Hit the top of the featured box on 12/25/16. I guess this fic really is "number one".

Unfortunately, our lovable lazy antagonist suffers from pancreatic cancer in real life. If you so wish, you may donate to Stephan Karl (aka: Robbie Rotten) to help him out. Such a great man deserves the best treatment.

Update: Robbie Rotten has passed away. He will always be number one in all of our hearts.

Living in a studio apartment has its upsides. It's quiet, easy to clean, and it's all the space you really need! In fact, being in wide open spaces is kind of a problem for you, and coming home feels amazing after a grueling day outside. It's lucky you have Twilight there to make you feel comfortable and safe whenever you finally shut the door behind you.

Still, there's some part of you screaming that this safety and comfort isn't entirely a good thing. Feeling safe can't possibly be bad, can it?

Warning: This story is not a comedy, and deals with anxiety and phobia. NOT my normal fare.

Reading by Nante HERE!

Anon shaves his head. The ponies think he has cancer. What could possibly happen?

Edited/Proofread by Enigmatic Otaku and Vylon

Narrated by Straight To The Point Studio

It's Hearth's Warming Eve once again, and Anon plans on spending it the same way he spends it every year: drunk and alone.

Well, not if Celestia and Luna have anything to say about it.

To vanquish a particularly troublesome bad guy Celestia called upon the sun's full power. She and Luna saved the day, but unfortunately the experience left her super-sized. Unable to move about without smashing something, Celestia has been indefinitely forced to sit still with nothing to do. Luna hatches a plan that will hopefully cheer her sister up and even get used to being huge.

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Just a fun little story to stretch my writing muscles again. Not that there's much to stretch, ha. It pulls heavily from Blobskin’s mature story 7 Days of Macro Dreams but doesn't have much to offer in the way of lewd-ness. Sorry, guys - I hope you can dig it anyway.

Graciously edited by Habitual!

"It's called 'Shh'," said Fluttershy. "It's a game about who can be quiet the longest. Sound fun? I'm the world champion."

Fluttershy is not a pony who makes things up. She really is the world champion of "Shh," or The Quiet Game. And now it's time for her to defend her crown, with Twilight Sparkle and Rarity along for the ride.

Fluttershy enjoys a calm, uneventful morning in the setting of her quaint, cozy cottage and the surrounding forest.

My tags: Relaxing/Descriptive

Listen to the audio reading by Agent0Fluffy: Forest Trees and Morning Tea MLP Fanfic Reading (Slice of Life)

This is part of a series of similar-styled stories. See also:

A Cold Winter Morning (Fluttershy)
Rainy Skies and Sleepless Pie (Pinkie Pie)
Dusty Books and Cozy Nooks (Twilight)
City Streets and Fancy Eats (Rarity)
Soaring Flight and Scenic Sights (Rainbow Dash)