How would a being like Discord want to be remembered after he's gone? Well, if you're curious, he did actually write a will. To the surprise of nobody, its contents are bizarre and mildly disturbing.

Part of the Borderworld.

Now with audio readings by NDLMongoose and MelancholyIguana.

Pinkie Pie finds a magic button that makes instant cookies out of thin air.

Twilight Sparkle, understandably concerned and insatiably curious, turns to science for answers, and makes a terrifying discovery.

She and her friends soon find themselves in a race against time to save Ponyville, and all of Equestria, from a terrible chocolatey fate.

Also, kittens. Lots and lots of adorable fluffy kittens.

(Cookie Clicker crossover, because what better time for a Cookie Clicker crossover than several months after everyone stopped caring about Cookie Clicker?)

(Now featuring crappy cover art, created by me at 3 in the morning!)

It’s a beautiful day in Canterlot and Discord is bored out of his skull. In his boredom he decides to take a look at what Pinkie is doing. After some light spying her realized that Pinkie is trying to bake something. In his infinite wisdom he comes up with the brilliant idea of switching out her cookbook with the Necronomicon.

Is Pinkie going to bake something using the Necronomicon?
Is everyone going to die?
Will Discord pay for what he has done?
Will Luna be a tattletale and tell her mother that Celestia has stolen her teddy bear?

You will get the answers to theses questions. Right now!

Yeah, most likely!
I highly doubt that, but you never know.
Maybe…
Is this even part of the story? I guess we’ll find out.

Edited chapter 1 and 2 The first day of June 2015.

Wacky things are going on in Ponyville. The cause? Discord's got a dangerous case of the hiccups.

Written for One-Shotober.

Discord wants to play a game and he's invited the Elements to play. Finally, after all this time, he's come up the perfect plan to break up their friendship and win a bet.

Discord just randomly decided to appear in my kitchen. And he wants me to... make a wish? What?

I'm so sorry this is terrible

Discord wishes to share the work of his favorite human writer with his new friends. Although, what fun would there be in simply handing over the books? Oh no, he has some more entertaining ideas in mind.
The games will be fun;
he made sure of that.
But can they all handle
the Drak in the Hat?

*Written because I lost a bet*

Caroline lives a bleak and lonely life; she wants friends, but her past mistakes prevent her from doing so. One night, Caroline makes a wish she never thought to come true; to be somewhere she could be happy. Then, Caroline suddenly wakes up in Equestria, and meets the Pies, a family who needs happiness more than her. In this story, Caroline will make an unbelievable bond... One that destroys the fourth wall itself.

After an old friend introduces Pinkie Pie to a whole new sugar experience, she becomes seriously addicted to everything sweet. To overcome her problem, she joins a fitness group which successfully replaces her dessert obsession with an exercise obsession to her friends' dismay.

They desperately want the old Pinkie Pie back, however they are unaware that if she breaks her contract, she will be spirited away to the land of chaos and pandemonium for all eternity.

This story is a sequel to Deep Cover

Butter Up isn't Fluttershy -- but she does play her on TV.