Twilight tries to make a Piña Colada, but finds that she can't because her coconut is stretchy.

I am alone...

For days and days I have sat and awaited the one who will call me her own, the day my limbs no longer collect dust, but love. The day my book no longer remains empty. The moment when I find my other half, and she finds me.

Today is going to be that day. I can feel it in every fiber and stitch I have.

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Now with a dramatic reading by Neighrator Pony!

Placed 13th in the Write-Off 'Closing Time'. Editing work by Cerulean Voice.

After the Royal Sisters came into power, explorers set out across Equestria to make new discoveries and to report what they found. Dashing Hoof was one such pony, and his discovery was perhaps the most magical of all.

It's hard saying goodbye to your home of many years.

Now with a Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi!

This story is a sequel to The Adventures of Sweetie_Belle.jpg

Sweetie_Belle.jpg has achieved her Shortcut, and has begun learning her abilities' limits. While digging through the Recycling Bin one day, she discovers something that will open her eyes to worlds unheard of. In a small folder that seems to be named after her lies a lone code, his Shortcut a supposed link to other universes.

Sweetie_Belle.jpg and her friends are dragged into a universe they never thought possible—and never thought about at all—the universe of Swooty Bell.

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This is a crossover with Protopony350's Swooty Bell Adventures series. All grammar and spelling mistakes are intentional (in the Swooty parts only I shouldn't have to explain this to you guys, come ON!) for this is the universe of Swooty Bell!

Pre-read by Protopony350

Twilight Is dating Flash Sentry! But Trixie will never let that happen because Flash Sentry is Worst ponY and Twixie is my OTP!!1!! I will Go down with this SHIP!!!!11! Thsi SHtorefh IZ abouyetet Trixie winning Twilight's heart from Worst pony the EVIL Flash Sentry!!!11! Twixie FOEVEAH!!11!! SOREJOYAHX THE STORTEH!!111!!!!!! NU FLAMEZ PLZ CAUSE DIS STOREH IS TOTALEH SERIOAUS SO NE FLAMEZ PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!!!!

*added the crossover tag for Sonic near the end*

Yes, this is a trollfic if it weren't obvious!

Luna has always been the watcher of dreams for her ponies, and caretaker of their private fears. Over time, she has come to see many of the ponies of Equestria feel oppressed and downtrodden, and yet she can find no reason for it. Everything is perfect in Equestria. Or so it seems until Luna discovers a secret history Celestia has tried to bury - along with a series of philosophical manuscripts and political manifestos.

Apple Bloom is one of the many ponies feeling trapped in her life, and this manifests itself in her dreams. Luna, inspired by the ancient philosophies from Celestia's forbidden library helps Apple Bloom through her problems by taking her on as a student. Apple Bloom, true to form, decides to share these ideas with her friends.

Little do they know the repercussions...

Something I've been dabbling in for the last few months. First pony fic, and - quite frankly - it's rather unrefined. Mostly me exploring philosophy from pony's points of view. I don't know if the Lunar Republic and Solar Empire are "fanon" material with their own respective histories, so I just made my own rather than research it. Sorry to any fans of that AU if I've stepped on toes. Also, I'm trying to keep this politically neutral; that is, I'm not trying to make the Republic or Empire, or their respective philosophies, the "good guys" of the story. Think of this as a crack fic, if it helps.

This fic centers on the rise of the Lunar Republic and its secession from Equestria. I plan on making a sequel fic which focuses on Celestia's transition into Empress of the Solar Empire, probably lamely titled "The Empire". Anyway, tell me what you think. Really let me have it. Also, I wasn't sure what category to put this in; it's not really dark, but it's not much else either. Any tips there would be appreciated.

The defense of Luxemburg. It was supposed to be an easy mission, but it turned hazardous. The siege had lasted hours unyielding the Americans were, but their tanks easy targets for my men's Tiger. Though we were running out of ammo. After a we withheld a Sherman assault the Americans snuck behind us and tossed grenades into our tank. After that I woke up in this odd world where horses rule supreme and everyone one of them thinks i'm some sort of legend, a savior perhaps. Never the less I will carry out my mission against all who threaten Germany. Heil Hitler!
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This is more of my way of getting out of writers block than an actual story, though I did come up with the story while playing World Of Tanks and watching old SS documentary's. So yeah. I probably will rarely update this but still it'll probably still be here capturing dust.

What happens to a musician... after everything falls silent?

Applejack eats apples.

Applejack grows apples.

Bananas aren't apples.

...Are they?

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Coverart is 100% unrelated.

It got your attention, though, didn't it?