Twilight tries to make a Piña Colada, but finds that she can't because her coconut is stretchy.
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Majin Syeekoh
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And now there is one more result for stretchy coconuts on the internet, glorious.
5636498 Indeed.
What
What did I just read
Help
5636513 I literally laughed so hard I broke out into coughing when I read that.
Twilight's Sparkle is Made of Stretched Coconuts!
That was fast.
Also funny.
It seems to me that you are going for a record of most bizarre one-shots based entirely around lines taken out of context.
I giggled a bit while reading the story.
I think I should feel bad about it.
Dammit Syeekoh, what did you do this time...
*stared at the refrigerator
Hm, a better punchline might have been that it turns out Twilight hates the taste of Pina Coladas. Still, not bad.
5636536 I get ideas. I write them.
5636539 I did a thing. Thanks for the error catch.
And yeah, that would have been funny as well.
It feels really weird to see Discord swear by Celestia.
Aside from that, an amusing diversion.
Well...whatgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/funny-gifs-wasnt-expecting-that.gif
5636565 I'm glad to have diverted you, then.
5636566 It never is, is it?
totallynotabrony must die for making something this funny.
5636627 It pretty much came from totallynotabrony's blog post, where he found one search result for 'stretchy coconuts', found here for your viewing pleasure.
The idea that he would Google stretchy coconuts entranced and baffled me so.
Too much coconuts, 8/10
5636663 Not enough coconuts.
Confetti? That'd be Pinkie's fault, not Discord's.
See, now this is what I needed after a two hour lecture on stem cells: Twilight Sparkle and a stretching coconut.
Brilliant!
5636680 No problem, glad I could help!
And this is why we love you.
Coulda twisted it somehow.
Meh.
Was okay. Still worth the read.
5636714 Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
read the story description and my eyebrow raised in surprise... gonna read it now :P
Hmm, I don't want to say anything for certain because I feel like total shit and am in the midst of a sickness, but to me, Twilight felt off. Like, you wrote her in a very dumbed-down way, and it was particularly spawned by this right here:
Way to go, Captain Obvious.
I'm not sure I can call that a bad thing because it most certainly did a good job with medling with the comedy, but I still felt like Twilight was pretty weird in this little story. I mean, who says "you scared the daylights out of me" anymore?
I'm not going to lie, I've only ever heard my grandma say it.
5636636 Now I need to see something about how Honey Bunches of Oats ruined a life.
Totally a spiritual successor BMDiMoP to hold people off until I can actually find the time and effort to work on the actual successor.
That is all.
5637391 doctor coconut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
this is just random even for discord
5637391 I was listening to that while I was reading the story.
5637021 Well, you see, I like to think that's an expression of the scientific method in it purest form, as in "this thing did a thing and now I'm going to thing it".
And yeah, "living daylights" may be an odd turn of phrase in today's society. It honestly hadn't occured to me that it might sound weird, though. I wonder if that says more about me, though.
5637174 That'll be the day.
5637352 *cracks whip
GET ON IT!
5637912
Fiiine.
I'll try to get it done tomorrow.
And... please don't whip me again.
5637950 Alright.
5636627 He did! It was so funny that he died laughing shortly after making it a thing. Lets all have a moment of silence...
Need a quotation mark after *heart."
*final words
*the hay
This was funny!
More than funny though, it really made me crave a Pina Colada. It's been soooooo long since I had one. I know what I'm doing this weekend...
5638414 Well, that's what I get for pumping this out as quickly as I did...
I'm glad you enjoyed it nonetheless!
5638427
It's no problem. Everyone misses a few things here and there, even me.
I sure did enjoy it!
That's the line that sold me.
And that's the line that made me favorite.
Good show!
Why does this not have a comedy tag!?
Have a like and a fave!
5637912
To be fair, "living daylights" makes more sense for Equestria than it does for modern Earth culture.
What with the Living Daylight and all.
I can't tell if this is some obscure innuendo or not.
5640165 that was my thought when i read the title but its rated 'E' and there is no sex tag so im gunna go with no
I want this framed, so I can hang it on the awesome wall
She forgot Pinkie Pie :(
You're welcome.
5640872 Thank you.
There totally should have been a panda inside that coconut.
Just sayin'.
5638068
lemme just get my tiny violin.
5641850 It had one.
Now it has five.
5641897 put "stretchy coconuts" in quotes, then try again.