The pony of Honesty can not lie about a secret nopony knows about. But, how deep is her secret?

Rated Teen for excessive drug usage and dark themes as well as language.

Rainbow Dash wants Scootaloo to enjoy her final days of life, and she will do anything to please her.

Fluttershy hits her head, and pops a gasket. And blows off some rage on ponies and animals in her wake.

When Twilight hears of Celestia's hunger problems, she vows to do everything she can to satisfy the mare's barbaric hunger. Can the young princess feed her mentor's hunger in time before it's too late?

When the guards find a foal crying in the city streets, they bring him to Celestia's attention. Soon after, It becomes apparent he has fallen through every crack in Equestria's society. Feeling she has failed the colt, Celestia takes him into her own home.

Special thanks to my editors: ersmiller and Rinnaul and to my comrades in crazy ideas Exelzior and BionicBrony.

While trying to make her family tree, Rainbow Dash finds her mother's family totally missing from public records. Maybe with Twilight's help, she'll learn something about her ancestry.

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Editing and creative help from BionicBrony

Royal Guard Silver Birch knows Princess Luna's history, and her... extreme reactions to being neglected in the past. When it seems Luna has been snubbed yet again, he and his partner Winter Garden take action to shield their Princess from this slight, and spare Equestria her terrible wrath.

(Inspired by a really dumb blog I did.)

It's been a few years, but it finally happened. Rarity finally told him it just wasn't gong to work out. Now all Spike wants to do is sit in his room and wallow in his misery. Fortunately, Rainbow Dash has other ideas. After all, she needs a partner for the Equestrian Unity Challenge and he could use some time away from home. Of course, making a partnership work is hard enough without the introduction of unexpected rivals or unexpected feelings.

(Written for the fourth SpikeDash competition. As this is under some constraints as a contest entry, this may see later expansion.)

(Thanks to Rocinante for pre-reading/editing.)

Sometimes forum discussions and chat conversations give Rinnaul dumb ideas that don't merit full stories, so he just types them up wherever it is he's posting and inflicts them on whoever he's talking to.

This is an attempt to collect these assorted flashfics, vignettes, extended jokes, and other miscellany.

Also other short pieces might show up in here sometimes, particularly if comments on existing ones inspire them.

In the wake of Tirek's attack on Equestria, the last thing the princesses could have expected was a broken and exhausted Chrysalis appearing in Canterlot seeking their help — except for her connections to Luna's past and Twilight's ascension.

Thanks to Rocinante and Asilin for prereading, editing, and suggestions.