After endlessly failing at earning her cutie mark for so long, Scootaloo has come to the conclusion that her special talent must involve higher risk activities, and tries to earn her cutie mark in bank robbing.

This is a joke fic about bad fanfics with self insert black and red OC alicorns. The poor writing is intentional. The first person narration is intentional. All the things that make a bad fanfic bad is intentional.

Now that is out of the way, onto the actual description. Mary Sue and her brother, Gary Stu, are suddenly taken to Equestria after their mom tells them to do homework. We all know how this song and dance goes.

This story is a sequel to Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC's Son (Also an Alicorn OC) and, Despite the Negative Reception of the First Fic, a Sequel was Made Anyway

Shadow Incredible, the greatest pony to ever live, endorsed (pending) by and related to Lauren Faust, has been successful in saving the world, and it looks like Equestria is going to have several centuries of peace and prosperity thanks to his direct intervention. He has his lovely wife, Princess Luna, great friends that do not include Pinkie Pie, and it seems things are looking up for him.

That is, until Luna gives birth to a foal that's more awesome than he is.

This story will contain some profane language, such as usage of the word [censored because this was denied based on my having profanity in the title and no I'm not kidding it really was I should probably go fix the other two before they get taken down for having profanity in their descriptions too]. If you're not sure why, you should check out Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC or its equally unsuccessful sequel, Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC's Son (Also an Alicorn OC) and, Despite the Negative Reception of the First Fic, a Sequel Was Made Anyway.

This was heavily inspired by Shrek the Third. I've never seen the movie, by the way.

If you managed to enjoy this entire trilogy, make sure to go check out Zytharros's sequel trilogy, part of his ongoing story What the Heck. They are chapters 26, 27, and 28 (the ones that start with Wherein). Zytharros is even more meta than Scootareader.

This story is a sequel to Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC

Darkness Awesome has settled down to a life as a family stallion with his lovely wife Princess Luna and harem of supporting Mane 6 minus Pinkie Pie. He is happy with where events have taken him and feels his days of adventuring are over.

His son, Shadow Incredible, wants to go out adventuring instead of being cooped up at home. He is tired of the life of ease and wants to make his mark on the world. His dad, however, being the classic self-insert father of Scootareader's past, doesn't want Shadow Incredible to put himself in danger.

Will Shadow Incredible be able to buck the authority of his father and save Equestria from impending doom? Well, he wouldn't be a very good protagonist if he didn't, so probably!

This story will contain some profane language, most notably the word badass. If you've even looked at the original fic, you'll understand just how crucial this word is for character development.

This is set about a week after the events of Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC. If you haven't read that yet, this won't be nearly as entertaining. Finally, an OC that contains red.

Twilight summons a Tyrannosaurs Rex to Ponyville with disastrous results!

Derpy was helping bust some clouds when one of the clouds shocked Derpy.
The blast reconfigured her frontal lobe digmabobtrix from it's usual derp into a SUPAH SPECIAL FRONTAL LOBE DIGMABOBTRIX.
And now she has super powers.
She does!

Equestria had face may terrors on the pass of the centuries, especially in the last years since Princess Luna's return. But nothing is compared to what is coming. Will ponies survive? Or will they be crushed under the hoof of true terror?
When certain mailmare finds a source of great power, Equestria and the life of every pony will change forever. For good or evil is still uncertain.

I'm not sure if I should add the Dark tag. It isn't that dark, but have some little dark moments.
I'll put a Slightly Dark tag here.

Special thanks to my editor, Scootareader

Covert art by myself.

We've all known Twilight Sparkle for the egg head she is right? Well not so much anymore! After reading a book about gangsters.. Twilight decides to become Gangster Sparkle! Equestria's has a new bad @ss in town. And here to cause more problems. Gangster Sparkle is now out!

Twilight was slowly coming to grips with the fact that her side-job of 'Ponyville Private Investigator' was never going to pan out. Now, though, the biggest whodunit of her unimpressive career falls into her lap. With the dubious 'help' of her assistant, Pinkie Pie, she sets out to solve one last mystery.

A comedy-mystery full of suspense and fun Twilight vs. Pinkie bickering! Minds will be blown. Chapter lengths may be erratic and sometimes very short, but I will be adding two chapters every day. (24 chapters and 14,800 words total.)

Proofreading by RaylanKrios.

On the night of Sunsets graduation, which just happens to be the night she plans to return to Equestria. Canterlot high is assaulted from beyond the stars, and the portal between the two worlds is ripped open.