Derpy gains superpowers

by FaelaArts

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The DERP stalked the evil villainous muffin from the streets. It’s precarious parchment on the parched stone roof would end soon. Aha, the Double Evil cookie had locked the door. It looked like The DERP was going to have to climb to reach the villainous vicarious veracious perps. On her belt was her trademark weapon, the DOBCHOC SURPRISE

“Dinky….” The DERP ignored her sidekick as she climbed up the house, completely forgetting she had wings. No matter, The DERP did not need wings. The DERP was strong. The DERP was agile. The DERP was-

“DERPY!” Derpy blinked, falling backwards and hitting the floor, staring at the scolding face of her mother. She glanced forward at the kitchen counter where the elusive muffin and cookie awaited her, and smiled sheepishly at her mum.

“I’m sorry, I was practicing for when I become a superhero mahma” she tilted her head, eyes widening as she put on the ‘puppy derp stare’. It was her deadliest move. It was not very effective, her mum lent down and pulled her into a standing position by the ear. Derpy whined.

“Alright alright I was just having a little fun!” Derpy stared down the glare of the dragon, until it merely rolled it’s eyes and went to finish the laundry. Quickly scooping up her treats, Derpy munched them in silent victory.

Comments

[Galaxy of Equestria]

good story post on birthday

[FaelaArts]

5052516 Happy bday.

[Sagebrush Fire]

Pinkie will find you and she will throw you
a party, you are not safe. Happy Birthday!

[Lancerlot]

Pinkie Pie understands... It's just Derpy being Derpy.

[MixMassBasher]

That was some adorable fun

[RandomGuy101]

Oh. Still...