"Spike get your @ss over here!!!" Twilight yelled.
"What is it! It's two in the morning for Celestia's sake! What is so important?!"
"This book I found it's a how to be gangster guide!"
"Really you woke me up to see a worthless book?" Spike said rolling his eyes in annoyance.
"It's not worthless! In fact it's the best thing ever." Twilight said protested.
"Oh really and why is that? Don't tell me that this is what you want to do with your life." He said scratching his back nervously hoping all of this was one weird joke.
"Eyup! sure is! I'm no longer Twilight Sparkle.. That name is way to NOT gangster... I'm from now on Gangster Sparkle! For shawt G Sparkle."
"Twilight you can't be serious about this." Spike said looking at her blankly.
"It's Gangster Sparkle you dumb@ss! Get it right!" She yelled out picking the dragon by neck. "Now give me your lunch money!" Gangster Sparkle said firmly.
"Twilight!"
"It's Gangster!"
"Fine whatever! "Gangster Sparkle" I don't have any money! You haven't even paid me yet!" She said.
"Stop acting like a little b!tch! And earn the f@cking money early." Gangster Sparkle said loosing her grip. She the let go of him causing him to hit the ground.
THE ADVENTURES OF GANGSTER SPARKLE
Episode 1 - The Plan
"And that is what it takes to be a gangster! Did any of you dumb@ss's even bother to pay attention." Gangster sparkle said as she started punching the board. She then shot her attention back her friends.
"Urm... Yes?" Fluttershy whimpered.
"What was that princess? Speak up mother f@cker!" Gangster sparkle yelled.
"URM YES SIR I MEAN MA'AM. Hehe..." Fluttershy yelled trying to look tough.
"Well good because, you cute cuddly innocent little f@ckers. Are going to be part of my gang like it or not." Gangster said with her chin up. For once in every pony's life the mane 5 and spike were scared. Fluttershy was terrified, Rarity doesn't know what to make out of this. Rainbow dash, and Applejack, are to shocked. Pinkie pie was just enjoying this.
"Is she serious..?" Applejack whispered into Rainbow dash's ears.
"I don't know... She seems serious since this is all coming from a book...." She responded with.
"Guys I don't think we're going to survive out of this one...." Rarity stated.
"Whispering huh? Whats so f@cking important that I can't hear?" Gangster sparkle said as she turned her attention to all three of them. Both Rarity and Applejack, hid behind Rainbow dash.
"Whispering.. Pshhh what are you going on about?" Rainbow dash said nervously looking around. Trying to find a excuse to distract Gangster sparkle.
"You know it's very wrong to interrupt you're captain. I, swear if I catch you f@cking trying to pull that sh!t again its gonna be bad." Gangster sparkle indicated.
"Okay....." Rainbow dash gulped.
"Anyways back to what YOUR captain was saying... First of all you need new names. Y'all sound like some messed up magic kindergarden projects!"
"And what names do you suggest we have then?" Rarity said rolling her eyes.
"Since you asked here how it gonna work. Rarity is now Rare Deal with it mother f@cker. Rainbow dash is now Rainbow Cash. Pinkie pie is now Pimpin' pie. Applejack is now Applejackass. Fluttershy you're just Fluttershy. That's y'alls new name for now on mother f@ckers."
"Haha you got Applejackass!" Rainbow cash said laughing.
"Oh well you got... A way cooler name then me... F@ck!" Applejackass said.
"Okay enough princess talk you little f@ckers. Now that we got the names down we need.. To get y'alls looks down! Rare i'm going to leave you in charge of outfits." She said then whispered into her ear.
"If I find any sparkles on those outfits you're f@cking dead."
"Got it...." Rare smiled nervously.
"Okay now that we got all that other bull sh!t out of the way I think we're ready."
"Ready for what? Ready for picking cherry's in the forest? Ready for playing the piano? Ready for-"
"No, no and no! Please shut the f@ck up pimpin' pie we're not doing any of that girl sh!t"
"Okie dokie lokie!" She said smiling.
"And wipe that obnoxious smile off your face. Before, I do!" Gangster sparkle screamed.
"Okie dokie lokie!"
"Okay now that she's shut up. What I was trying to say was that... I think we're ready for our first mission."
"And what will that be?" Rare asked nervously. Since no body was looking Spike had decided to leave the room.
"Spike get your @$$ back here." Gangster said.
"Comin' By the way don't I get a new name?"
"No because you're not part of this gang. You're simply the free loader dumb@$$
"Okay...." The dragon said pouting.
"Anyways as I was, saying. Our mission our first plan and thats important! Spike get the checklist mother f@cker." Gangster sparkle said as Spike got the checklist. He gave the checklist to her. She took it and started the writing on it.
"The plan...?" Applejackass asked.
"Oh yes right the plan you see, theres this little h0e I know. You see she owes me five bucks but she never gave it to me.. Because she thinks she so badass. Well she ain't gonna be after this. Anyways my plan is to blow up her car. But I need y'all to to help me."
"Okay howwww...?" Spike asked
"Okay Applejackass and Rainbow Cash, i'ma need you f@ckers to distract her."
"Who exactly is her?" Applejackass asked.
"Shut the f@ck up so I can say! Her name is Zecora some dumb@ss zebra."
"Zecora?!!!!!!!" All six yelled outloud.
"Yes get over it you wussy's anyways Aja And RC I need y'all to distract her and take her somewhere away... From her car. Then Fluttershy and Rare will go get some milk shakes for the way back. And Pimpin' pie and I, will burn her car down. then destroy it hard." Gangster Sparkle said smirking.
All of them looked at her blankly.
"See y'all f@ckers tomorrow now get the f@ck out my property!!!!!" Gangster Sparkle yelled at the mane 5.