A writer who has ideas, but is not so experienced in writing stories. So basically just a good looking apple without taste.

Born in a town in a place on a planet, our young hero must fight the incredulous forces to unite his people in the cause of hapless reading! Join TheMortalSlab in fighting crime and stealing babies!

I'm one of the most inconsistent writers here.

The Nintendophile Brony who likes to write. 'Like' and 'write' rhyme by the way.

Trying to improve my writing. Please critisize my stories, old or new!

Just your average british lad. I write things for a living. It’s the strangest living you’ll ever find, second only to my inability to take myself off of the grid.

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!