Sunny Starscout isn't called that for nothing. She's normally rather upbeat, if a bit sassy.

So when she suddenly loses all passion in the basic joys of life, her friends are a little bit worried. But they're pretty sure they know what's going on.

A short sobfic about our favorite French-braided peanut butter-jelly cutie.

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The magic has come back to the land of ponies and the three great cities have reunited at last.

But it's not all flower circles and sleepovers. Massive new markets have opened up for products and media, and Izzy Moonbow is aghast at a new sensation that has swept Maretime Bay, these uncanny, singing, shilling dolls calling themselves "Harmonoids".

She doesn't like 'em. Not one bit. And as anyone from the era of the Heroes of Harmony knows, when a crazy unicorn has a problem, it's everybody's problem.

This story is predominantly comical with an Izzy pity party throughout the consecutive chapters "Falling Down", "Keeping Your Head Down", and "Getting Up".

The cover art is temporary because I forgot how to draw again, will replace when I remember.

Rainbow Dash is three things:

1. The fastest pony in Equestria.
2. Not always great at being the Element of Loyalty.
3. Not as hot as Applejack.
4. Bad at counting.

But she makes do.

This story isn't done right now. If the tags don't make sense yet, please wait, they apply to the finished story.

Some people took Rainbow Dash is Worst Pony a little too seriously, and I do not write to make everybody upset and miserable, so here is a much kinder story for poor Rainbow Dash. Not a sequel, Worst Pony is a farce.