It's been almost a decade since the Battle of the Bands and Sunset Shimmer has been trying to clean up the mess she made. After series of unrelated crimes, Sunset, now known as The Phoenix, may need to finally ask for help.

This story is a sequel to Best Hell Ever

Once upon a time, Twilight went to hell. It wasn’t that bad. It was pretty great, actually. It had a library! A big one. Like, bigger-than-the-universe big. But then Twilight went and got herself kicked out of hell, and now she’s depressed.

There’s only one logical solution: with Starlight’s reluctant help, Twilight is going to break into hell and invade its library. Oh, it’ll be tricky — trying to find one specific location in an infinite dimension tends to be a bit hard — but the infinite knowledge it’ll provide is too good to pass up. Twilight will find that library if it kills her (which, since this is hell, isn’t the worst thing ever in the grand scheme of things).

There is absolutely no way this can possibly go wrong.

This story is a sequel to YOU HAVE BUCKED UP NOW.

Twilight Sparkle has had it up to HERE with having to dole out punishments, reprimand authority, and in general be left out of all the fun things. So when the Cutie Map sends her on her own expedition to foreign lands with a bunch of her friends and a bird pirate, she jumps at the opportunity.

There was a lot of booze involved. And shoggoths.

In the Crystal Empire, Flurry Heart has gotten her cutiemark and it's an...apple?
Why is that so funny to Twilight?

Sunset Shimmer spends a quiet, ordinary afternoon and evening at home.

Fluttershy is alone for the day in her cottage. With nopony around to interrupt or eavesdrop, she takes the opportunity to have some fun...

During another year's festive Hearth's Warming Eve traditions, Pinkie Pie livens up the celebratory holiday with her best friends by bringing in Cards Against Equestria. This game is only shared between the best of friends, and the worst of ponies.

How will the friends' friendship be able to stand up against such a nasty challenge?

Also, this story is set after the events of Season 8 of MLP:FiM.

NOTE: The 'Sex' tag is implied towards potential references of sexual activity. No actual sex occurs. I'm just 'tryna be safe!

Based on the renowned card game: Cards Against Humanity.

This story is inspired by these great stories by Dawn Flower (Cards Against Creatures) and BronyOverlord (Cards Against Starlight)