It's an ordinary day in Ponyville, until Applejack says Twilight is purple. She should have known better.

Prereader: CoffeeBean

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Iron Will's goats have been coming to work punched.

He intends to get to the bottom of this.

Edited by Dubs Rewatcher!

Fic reading by M E Lovecolt!

A few days ago, a strange, rotating block appeared in Ponyville town square. Twilight hasn't been able to tear herself away from it…

"Crossover" with Tetris and Super Hexagon.

FIMfic still needs a Stupid tag.

Twilight is troubled to find an open book on Rarity's head when she goes to help Rarity fit a dress.

Should she tell her?

Chrysalis is angry and tries a stress reduction technique.

Our hero, Cliff Hanger, has been hanging from a cliff for who knows how long! As he grasps onto a solitary root to save him from certain doom, help arrives in the form of a small pink pony.

Are Cliff's days of hanging from the cliff over at long last?

So I was just going about my day, when I just spontaneously thought back to my childhood TV shows that I watched religiously. Among these was "Between the Lions" a show that taught kids how to read and encouraged them to read as well. While I don't remember too much of it's content, one of the segments of the show, "The Adventures of Cliff Hanger" had always stood out to me. Why it did, I'll probably never know fully; but as a quick YouTube search showed me, most people seem to have fond memories of Cliff Hanger.

For those who don't know, the entire setup was that: Cliff Hanger desires to escape the cliff that he's found himself hanging from the side of. As he dangles over the abyss, he either notices something above or below him or an event happens to change his environment. After consulting his Survival Manual he makes an attempt to escape using his surroundings to his advantage, only for his plan to backfire in some manner, returning him to his original position on the cliff.

So I was remembering how much I loved it as a child when I thought, "I wonder how ponies would react to Cliff Hanger's predicament."

And thus this story was born.

I hope you all enjoy. ;)

- Kir B

Chrysalis corners Celestia about an old debt.

Dodging ensues.

YouTube reading by Solar Pony!

Twilight Sparkle once heard an old wives' tale that warned against eating two bananas.

Twilight Sparkle is going to prove that wrong by eating exactly two bananas.

Or, at least she thinks she is.

Princess Celestia attempts to hunt the most dangerous game: man. Her assistant wants more than anything for her to get back to work.

Artist is lovelyneckbeard

Discord, having grown rather tired of the monotony at which Celestia does her job of raising the sun, decides to "liven" things up a bit, leading to insanity that only Discord could be capable of.

Takes Inspiration from Rick and Morty Episode. I'm kind of surprised someone didn't try this already.

Could move beyond a one shot if you are interested, perhaps leave a comment on if you want it to be more than a one shot and what ponies you'd like to see the reaction of.