Of all the dreams that have ever been, I will miss hers the most.

Discord has kicked the bucket.

Anon seems, outwardly, very optimistic over that fact.

Certain ponies find this very suspicious.

Princess Celestia, tired of the constant pressure that ruling a nation puts on her, decides to take a day off and let Luna take her responsibilities for a day, something the younger alicorn is more than happy to do. She disguises herself as a pink maned pegasus pony named Sunny Skies and decides to go walking around Canterlot without any supervision. Unfortunately for her, not all parts of Canterlot are as safe as the palace, and she finds herself at the wrong end of a gang of muggers, who decide to kidnap her for a ransom when they see how much money she has on her.

Luna freaks out.

Celestia thinks it's hilarious.

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Featured on Equestria Daily 8/15/13

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Edited wonderfully by sqarishoctagon and Cloud Hop

Updated cover art by Dominatore

The airship sector is one of the fastest growing in Equestria’s transport economy, and with that comes innovation. New ideas, new designs, new designers.

Building a good airship is about more than just throwing ideas to the wall and making them stick. But sometimes, the brute force approach is necessary.

After all, when you have airships, you have airship windows.

And when you have airship windows, you need somepony to test them…

Crossposted to AO3 here.

Based on this blog post by Estee.

Pegasus vector on cover taken from ClipArtMax.

When a thousand years has passed, Luna was supposed to return.

But when Nightmare Moon returns dead, Celestia is flabbergasted and shocked.

Then she sees Luna, who claims to have killed Nightmare Moon.

She is very confused.

Written by iAmSiNnEr. Not to be taken seriously

Helped by Chris the Cynic, who gave me a paragraph to work on.

Twilight Sparkle failed her entrance exam, and the consequences were far more deadly than anypony could've predicted.

Where many ponies would see this as a terrible tragedy, a creature only spoken of in the darkest of legends sees the poor filly's fate as an opportunity...

Celestia and Luna are having a drinking night.

After they drink too much, they decide to play video games.

However, video games have not been invented. Therefore, they must visit the future to steal some.

This will go well.

Written by iAmSiNnEr. Not to be taken seriously.

Dedicated to my almighty ruler, Bitchass Tyrant. (I forgot what his fimfic was.)

When Celestia and Luna took over the sun and moon, they came with manuals.

Now, as they browse the manuals, they find 'extra settings'.

Now, what do they do—

screams are heard in the distance

Written by iAmSiNnEr. Inspired by Shrink Laureate. Not to be taken seriously.

You stumble across a note from the Princess of the Sun addressed to you. Curiosity gets the better of you, and you begin to read, wondering what it may contain...

In the sky, a sable feather floating. In the air, the sound of engines. On, the wind, a lisping voice: "Buy war bonds." The duck approaches. Discord is terrified.