In the far past, in a civilization unrecognizable compared to what ponies know now, Celestia and Luna, two students at the local high school, meet. Little do they know they are about to be pulled deep into an ancient conspiracy that will irreversibly alter their lives and the fate of the world they know it.

Alternate origin story for Celestia and Luna, and the canon one for the universe of Obama Goes to Equestria.

Trixie is tired of Christmas and... Wait, why am I explaining this? Almost everyone knows how this story goes. Trixie is Grinch. Fic made for teh lulz. Don't overthink it. Inspired by "How Akuma stole Christmas" (look it up on YT), which is in turn inspired by "How the Grinch stole Christmas"

Average Statistic leads an exceedingly normal life. Every day, he wakes up, goes to work, works, goes back home, and falls asleep, with the expectation that everything will be the same when he wakes up the next morning.

At this point in most stories, something horrible would happen, something only the main character, in this case Average Statistic, could solve, prompting an adventurous quest to save the world.

But not this story. In this story, nothing exciting happens, no problems need solving, and there is no world-ending conflict.

Just the average day of an average pony in the nation of Equestria.

Individual raindrops fell like music notes in a grand symphony, each plain and dreary when alone, but when combined, they created something beautiful. With each passing second, music filled my head and my soul as the pouring rain fell all around me. Allegros flowed into andantinos and then shifted into solo pieces as rain pounded down on roofs or rushed down drainage pipes. A thousand melodies, all entwined with each other, rushed through the air, combining into one beautiful concerto of sound and atmosphere and emotion.

I let the rain pour over my body as I gazed up at the clouded skies. Memories of the sun and blue skies seemed like distant dreams, like fantasies brought on by the never-ending deluge.

~Inspired by Electric Light Orchestra's suite of the same name from their album 'Out of the Blue.'

Rainbow Dash and Equestria's newest inter-dimensional visitor, Gir, eat cupcakes together.

That's really all that happens.

hello
my name is derpy hooves and i have the best mummy in the world
she made me a boat and a blanky with bubbles on it
i love bubbles
not as much as mummy though
mummy said she take me to the river today and we go boating
mummy never take me anywhere before
i so excited

Discord may have seen the light in friendship, but chaos is not something that remains calm and contained for long, if at all. When the mane 6 cease to see the God of Chaos as a threat, they make the mistake of ignoring his powers.

Now, our mares are far from home, and in the clutches of the Chaos itself, with only a d100 to decide their fate. To make matters worse, the stakes are revealed to be quite high when the Elements of Harmony become the true goal to reach. Now, with their lives, and all of Equestria's sanity and well-being on the line, the group can only pray that luck is on their side, and they aren't off to a good start.

This is a collaboration effort and my first not anthro story. The awesome guys to help with this, especially with the rules and the rolls:
AwkwardTaco- Who plays the parts of Pinkie Pie, The Sword of Eternal Whining, and the Game Master, Discord. Bow before the amazing force of Awkward!
Lord Ershwin Wholewheat- The man behind Fluttershy and Applejack. Kneel! I say kneel before the almighty Lord of the Grain!
And, of course, myself, playing the parts of Rarity, Twilight, and Rainbow Dash... What? You think I have some cool bit for after my name? What do you think I am? Some egotistical snob? No. Just me, your awesome resident whatever-the-hay-I -am.

A chaotic being of great power is combining to Equestrian from the past, as foretold by Luna. The royals are called together to come up with a defence within the month, before the being appears in Equestria.

When a depressed stallion enters Sugarcube Corner questioning his purpose in life, it's up to Pinkie Pie to help him figure out what that is. Things are about to get existential...

Ever since Fluttershy and the other Elements of Harmony reformed him, Discord has spent all of his time at the castle and ensuring that Celestia and Luna get properly entertained. However, after some time, Celestia has enough and is almost ready to banish him and turn him into stone again when the Princess of the Night has a brilliant idea...

An awful idea...

A brilliantly awful idea...

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Cover art from Jamescorck