• Member Since 30th Jan, 2013
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Fluttershy smiles politely.



In the far past, in a civilization unrecognizable compared to what ponies know now, Celestia and Luna, two students at the local high school, meet. Little do they know they are about to be pulled deep into an ancient conspiracy that will irreversibly alter their lives and the fate of the world they know it.

Alternate origin story for Celestia and Luna, and the canon one for the universe of Obama Goes to Equestria.

Chapters (5)
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Comments ( 11 )

Prepare for the Shrekoning!

I'm going to assume that's a good thing.

I've heard of cliff-hangers before but...

And that was the start of a beautiful friendship.

At least until they were both drugged and kidnapped on the way home.

- What the fuck?!

Ah... I wish the story wasn't over yet...

and I unnecessarily hoped for some sexual tension between Celestia and Luna.


I considered handling the kidnapping more gracefully, but I couldn't resist that. :trollestia:

The story continues in my other works! Although it might be a bit hard to figure out how everything connects until the series finale.

And if you want sexual tension… remember, whatever attraction Celestia had for Luna, Luna did not reciprocate it and probably didn't even swing that way.

So, keeping that in mind, consider this line…

Her eyes widened in some sick state of arousal. "We would all rule together as one… happy family."

…and Luna and Celestia's emotional state at the end of the story.



... oh RIGHT...

And the 'suitable mate' thing, oh... i can't believe i only just get that


Okay, i guess i'm satisfied. :trollestia:


Yeah, I was trolling pretty hard there.

But admit it, you want to find out what happens next, don't you? :p

Now, I am not complaining. You've now added 4 stores to my backlog good sir. :twilightsmile:

Actually, there's a little more than that in the series. On my profile page I have a reading guide, and there's eight stories currently. These four are these only ones you need to read to understand everything, though, and you can even skip this one if you want. The rest of them are kind of just side stories.

I must admit, it was kind of funny to watch your comments go back through the all the sequels, haha. I was wondering how many people I was going to annoy by chaining that many stories together. :p

You're a genius writer.

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