This is a story about Big Macintosh saving Cheerilee from falling rocks.

It was written for the BronyCon panel "Hoof of Argon," where intentionally bad fanfic was read out loud by some very brave bronies. Now you can enjoy it at home, whenever you want (or print it out and burn it.)

Ponyville is experiencing a rash of insanity. The stranger thing is: only the bearers of the Elements of Harmony seem to be affected. After learning of her faithful student's willing incarceration within the Institute for Not Sane Ponies, Princess Celestia hires the best detective duo Equestria has seen in over five hundred years.

Nightmare Moon won the first battle, but luckily the Elements of Harmony turned into guns.

Spike is touched to shame at the horror of angel bunny trying to steal his girlfriend rarity at their fashion house. he achieves the power of dragons to ultimate kill with deep quennching flame that exides in him. so it begins. My first action story and i created it last night after reading some of the comments on my story changing the color of apples. I did it because some of you all said angel is not the pet of rarity despite the fact that he can still be at rarity even if he isnt the pet of her to be totally.

Well this is were a Brony has a been bullied by every one for being a brony and even his family resents him and he has had enough and make a wish to be in Equestria, but didn't think it would come true, but it did and he was wearing a Lantern Ring of Sinestor Corps and a pendent of said corps. The ring gives him powers like the Sinestor Corps Power rings. Will Our hero ever make it back or will he be stuck their forever? Will he even want to go back? Why am I asking you people I'm the writer. was once know as The Seventh Element of Harmony. Also this is like a Green lantern Crossoverish both pics in cover are the same guy just at different point in the story.

Yet another sunny day blessed Ponyville, with Twilight Sparkle in the middle of another study session. She was in the middle of comprehending the consequences of repeated teleportation when Fluttershy knocked on her door. Answering the door, what Twilight saw shocked her; Fluttershy was flustered, panicked, saying something about the Everfree Forest. Twilight decides to investigate after preparing herself, but could possibly be out there that would bring Fluttershy to such a state?

Teacher by day, editor by night.

You are transported to Equestria. Clearly you’ll be the raddest, most handsome and lovable pony of them all. They’ll make you king. They’ll be your friends. You could even have anypony you want because you're awesome. Such as the beautiful mare Fluttershy, who's been calling to you with her sweet, sweet flank since episode one. So...what are you waiting for?

Princess Celestia writes a report to her teacher on what she has learned about mortality.

On EQD Sept. 7, 2012.
Hungarian translation by Shidotoku
Spanish translation by SPANIARD KIWI

Recently rewritten. Contains occasional adult humor and violence.
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On a request from Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle and the rest of the mane six explore an abandoned mansion located deep in the woods. While doing so, they unwittingly stumble across an enchanted mirror that scrambles their DNA and pops out three brand new bouncing baby ponies. Hilarity and drama ensue as the mane six must cope with being suddenly thrust into motherhood, as well as protect their new foals from a dark god that wishes to use them for his own sinister gain.

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Fanart:
The three foals. by Freefraq on Deviantart.