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1,651 miles. Five states. One rambunctious filly.

The nice thing about traveling with Petunia Paleo is that it's easy to find activities we both enjoy. For example, the dinosaur exhibit at the Milwaukee Public Museum.

I think she'll like the Greenfield park memorializing NASCAR champion Alan Kulwicki. It's a trip down memory lane for me, and the perfect place to let my earth pony passenger get the 'I've been cooped up in a car and then a hotel for days' out of her system. Especially since we still have over eight hundred miles to drive before we get home.

This story dedicated to Alan Dennis Kulwicki, December 14, 1954 – April 1, 1993.

Pre-read & edited by Admiral Biscuit & Wanderer D

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When a man needs a shave in Ponyville, there isn't really anywhere to go. After all, horses don't shave! So, you have no choice but to go to the most stylish pony in town for assistance: Rarity. Lucky for you, she's the helpful type, and is willing to make you look good as new. But at what cost?




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Oh, and by the way, thanks for the idea Enigmatic Otaku. I hope you choke on a pineapple. :heart:

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Nice clothes? Check. Bouquet? Check. Prettiest little nurse girlfriend of all time? Double check!

All that needs to happen now is for this big romantic surprise date plan to go off without a hitch. She'll be swept off her feet by dinner at a fancy restaurant, feel as special as she deserves to, and know that she is loved beyond a shadow of a doubt. It'll truly be a special night.
Well, assuming nothing goes wrong, but why would it?
No, of course not! Everything is definitely going to go perfectly according to plan.


Amazing art by Ezoisum, who you should go check out. Will take down if requested.

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Fueled by courage and armed with technology and a van, the tornado ponies are on Earth to both study tornados for the benefit of humans and gather data to improve predictions. Dusty's a grizzled veteran of storm-chasing, and the ponies were born for it, but neither pegasi nor humans can totally predict where a tornado will go or what it might do.


A story for Ponyville Ciderfest's Scattered Pages

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Twilight's castle has gone through many wild and life altering changes over the years. What once was a simple library was now the seat of a princess and her council. Not only that, over the years it's played host to so many new and interesting people; each one memorable in their own way.

Which makes it all the stranger that there's this pony tending to the books lately that nobody seems to know... But she seems so familiar!


Top featured 12/5/23-12/11/23! I couldn't be prouder! Thanks to everyone.

Reading by Skijarama/Tone Shift HERE.

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Deep inside the old Apple’s barn, the walls had been sealed off and reinforced with lead shielding to keep the radiation inside just in case. Further, a workshop had been setup to work on the unexploded megaspell bomb in the center of the room. However, even though the workshop was clearly made for three minimum ponies to be working through with all the tools, specialized equipment and bins of parts available, only one mare was working in there. A small green horse, shorter than your average mare but bigger than most fillies, most.

It is here, that Blackjack and Littlepip will secure their bomb.

Tags: Fallout, Littlepip, Blackjack, Wandering Sunrise, Red Eye, Unity, FoE, Bomb, Plot So Thick You Can Bounce a Quarter Off Of It


Edited by: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/27861/Nyronus\
This story is part of the Interactive Storytelling Experience at Ponyville Ciderfest 2023. Check out the website at https://ponyvilleciderfest.com/

This is the Final and Big One As Promised

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When Twilight Sparkle brought the human internet to Equestria, among the many consequences, there was one she hadn’t anticipated:

Princess Celestia falling for e-mail scams.


Disclaimer: I'm not saying this is a crackfic, but I'm also not saying that.

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Lots of her friends have cars and cruise around Pennsylvania with them, so after researching what kind of car is best for her, Periwinkle goes to a dealership and buys one.

The first time she shows it off, her friends are dubious, but once she explains the advantages it has several of them come around.

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Trapped in a future where Twilight--now known as Andromeda--has turned into an uncaring, emotionless dark-magic wielding empress, Rarity sometimes contemplates just... you know... accelerating her trip to the heavens, so to speak.

On one such time, she's surprised to find it's Andromeda of all ponies who makes her change her mind.


Takes place in an AU by Maximasmac (a brief explanation of the AU is inside the story). Artwork is also by Maxima and depicts Andromeda.

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This story is a sequel to Eyes So Dark


In an attempt to relieve her boredom as a prisoner, Rarity convinces Empress Andromeda to let her tag along on a trip to an abandoned town–a town Rarity will discover is a graveyard in more ways than one.


Takes place in an AU by Maximasmac. Artwork is also by Maxima.

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