I didn't write any of that.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

I'm just a guy who loves Pepsi and Time Lords in funny hats.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Yes, I'm high. High on friendship. Friendship and magic.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

space is a waste

Ponies was nice. Thanks.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

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The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.