I'm the pony of your dreams... Your hot, sweaty, fitful, Rarity & ice-cream dreams.

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Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Hah, you think my heart beats as warm as that?

Just a ghostwriter.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

Music ponies are best ponies.

Just a dude who likes teh fanfics.

Waste of space.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

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