Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

I write stories about the sexual experiences of small, multicolored equines. That's literally my contribution to the world.

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Retired, but I still check in.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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Author of "Filly Fooling," "Cuddling," and "Spread."