time to get off this furry boat

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

The man without a plan.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I often find myself a victim of the Dunning-Kruger effect. Yet strangely Mary sues aspire to be me...

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Pretends to know what they're doing

Deadhorse.