I came here to eat breadcrumbs and indiscriminately shit on cars. And I'm all out of breadcrumbs...

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

A frequent pegasus who posts infrequent stories.

Writer of clop, rule 63 and padded pony.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

irresistible

Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm good at writing.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

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I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.