8000 soldiers!

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I type stories using my hands

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

space is a waste

u w0t m8

I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not

Recently back from the dead; I conquered all of Hell.

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

irresistible

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.