Sex tag for sexual references.

After setting half of Canterlot on fire, Adagio recounts what happened between the time her house was burned down and when she was arrested to a police detective.

Written on Discord for a friend, and improvised from start to finish.

Pre-read by King of Madness.

Edited by James Fire.

You can all thank Majin Syeekoh for telling me I should put this up here.

Upset that she lacks a pet of adequate fluffiness, Princess Luna summons a Woolly Mammoth.

Edited by James Fire!

After finding a bald-faced hornet in her bedroom, Twilight Sparkle takes advantage of her time alone to perform a series of experiments on the insect in the name of science.

Pre-read by TheBritishPony

Edited by James Fire.

Mistakes. Everyone makes them. Sometimes, we forget what day it is and forget to wish someone a happy birthday. Or we knock over a glass that held someone's drink.

Sometimes though, we make... bigger mistakes.

And in the case of Twilight Sparkle, a "bigger mistake" equals setting off Equestria's largest volcano: the Yellowstone caldera.

Edited by James Fire.

After barreling through Ponyville and seemingly proclaiming itself as mayor of the town, Twilight Sparkle must negotiate with her greatest foe yet.

A Twentieth Century Limited Express Passenger Locomotive.

Edited by James Fire.

This story is a sequel to Rarity and the Rhinoceros

Apple thieves: the worst kind of thief.

At least, if you're Applejack.

After discovering that all of the apples in some of her trees have gone missing, Applejack buys a new security system to defend the farm.

A hippopotamus.

Though Twilight isn't quite convinced it's a good idea.

Edited by James Fire.

Reading by TheDizzyDan

Motion pictures impact individuals in different ways. The Exorcist, for example, scared audiences to the point that some ran out of the theater screaming.

However, every now and then, a film comes along and impacts individuals in a way that's much different than simply scaring them.

Sometimes, the film scars them.

And Rainbow Dash has just rented one of those films.

The Human Centipede.

Edited by James Fire.

Sci-Twi is turned into a rag doll after an unfortunate accident involving a portal.

Luckily, her friends are there for her.

Edited by James Fire.

Heroes come in all shapes and sizes. Though sometimes, they come in the form of a sociopathic CEO. Enter Handsome Jack. Bandit killer, head of the company that manufacturers the most accurate firearms ever made, and destroyer of the CL4P-TP steward bot line.

But, above all else: he's the most handsome king to ever rule over the Crystal Empire.

Follow the Handsome one as he attempts to purchase Canterlot from Princess Celestia! Will he succeed in doing so? Or will this be a story in which the hero doesn't emerge as the victor?

Edited by James Fire.

Reading by Winged T. Spears,

It was a day like any other at the headquarters of the Canterlot News Network. Which, to any outsider, means that they were reporting on the "news".

However, within the walls of the well respected establishment, trouble was brewing.

There was no coffee.

Now, it's up to Wolf Bitzer, Anderson Clopper, Jake Tapony, and Jim Acoltsta to find out where it's gone.

All in the name of the most respected name in news.

Edited as always by James Fire.