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Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

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Twilight orders a salad at a newly opened Burger King in Ponyville, only to discover it tastes suspiciously like hooves.


Based off of the meme, Burger King Foot Lettuce. Because I had nothing better to do on a Saturday afternoon.

Edited by James Fire.

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Pre-read by The Bricklayer.


Twilight Sparkle's computer gets infected with a Trojan Horse virus.

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Pre-read by King of Madness, Majin Syeekoh, and MidnightCoder

Edited by James Fire.


The Friendship Games: an event that started as two schools competing in an array of sporting events, it devolved into the near destruction of two universes.

Now, Twilight Sparkle must handle the fallout of it all, as she goes about her day being pestered by the entity that nearly brought about the end for her world and the land of Equestria.

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This story is a sequel to "There's A Monster in my Bedroom!"


Pre-read by ST4RSK1MM3R, Octavias Melody, and Midnight Coder.

Edited by James Fire.

Cover art by HPBudgecraft.


For countless moons, he waited. Ever sleeping as his young spoke of her. The one that had escaped him all that time ago.

Twilight Sparkle.

So when the day came, he knew that nothing would stand in the way of his quest for revenge. All he needed was her location and a meal to satisfy the hunger of him and his ilk. Luckily, there just happens to be a place where they can feast...

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A Tyrannosaurus Rex with wings attacks Canterlot. Now, it's up to Celestia and Luna to stop it! Will they be able to? Or will this be the end of Canterlot?


Pre-read by Octavias Melody.

Edited by James Fire.

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Inspired by the controversy surrounding the Shudderwock card in Hearthstone's latest expansion: The Witchwood.


It's the launch day of the new Hearthstone expansion, and nopony in Equestria is more excited than Twilight Sparkle. After opening her seventy packs that she pre-purchased, the princess of friendship is ready to kick some flank with her awesome new Mage deck.

Unfortunately, a certain class has other plans for her.

"My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!"


Edited by James Fire.

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Pre-read by HPBudgecraft.
Edited by James Fire.


The grand, prestigious leader of the Twilight's Hammer, Cho'gall, was the first, and most powerful, Ogre magi. Taught by Gul'dan himself, Cho'gall spread death and destruction wherever he went. His desire to resurrect the Old God, C'Thun, made him one of the most notorious beings to ever walk the face of Azeroth.

However, whenever he wasn't trying to herald the end of all life, Cho'gall enjoyed writing. But such a task came with... challenges. Namely the fact that he was a two-headed Ogre.

And when Cho'gall decides to narrate a story, said packaging becomes one of his greatest challenges ever.

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Starlight Glimmer goes to the supermarket at the request of her most benevolent mentor, Princess Twilight Sparkle.

Based on an idea by HPBudgecraft.

Edited by James Fire.

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Co-written by HPBudgecraft.
Edited by James Fire.
Pre-read by Samey90 and Majin Syeekoh.
Now with a reading by Zachmoviefan.


Sleep paralysis: a state in which one is aware, but incapable of movement or speech. It occurs when awakening or falling asleep. It is said that between eight to fifty percent of the population will experience it at some time in their life.

It is during this time that one may hear, feel, or see things that are not actually there. Beings of shadow or darkness that seem to wish to cause harm to the victim of the paralysis.

For Princess Luna, she's about to experience the horror of it all first hand.

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Pre-read by HPBudgecraft, who also assisted in writing it, CaioCola, and King of Madness.

Edited by James Fire and NameGoesHere.

Cover art by HPBudgecraft.


When Spike falls gravely ill, there's only one pony that can save him.

Plague Doctor.

With the promise of leeches, medicinal herbs, and sweet, sweet medieval bitcoin from Princess Celestia, he must now travel to Ponyville to save Spike. However, there are some things that even the most skilled and exalted medical practitioners aren't prepared for...


Inspired by the Medieval Doctor greentext series.

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