Over the course of man’s existence, there have been some questions that we haven’t been able to answer, such as what the meaning of life is and why we always lose a sock in the dryer.

However, there are some questions that one does not think to ask as they are... unusual. One of those, for example, is, “what would happen if Rainbow Dash was replaced by the longest continuously produced military aircraft in human history?”

One individual dared to ask that question. After being put through some of the most rigorous tests, these are the results he came up with.

Edited by James Fire.

The woods of Canterlot are filled with many creatures. Bears, deer, and wolves are the norm.

However, legend tells of a creature that is half man and half goat which kills anyone who's unlucky enough to cross its path.

For Sunset Shimmer though, she doesn't have to wait cross paths with it.

Her home is right at its doorstep.

Edited, as always, by James Fire.

Also briefly pre-read by NameGoesHere. Sadly, real life got in the way. But he still deserves some credit!

Hungarian billionaire and philanthropist George Soros has a hand in many things on Earth. However, upon being informed by Jacob Rothschild that the Illuminati the New World Order he has discovered a portal to what he believes to be an alien world, Soros decides to visit it and immediately gets to work on... fixing it.

Meanwhile, all is not well on Earth as Rothschild must tend to a matter of his own as he encounters a strange creature in his pawns room: a Changeling.

Can Soros make it back to Earth? Will Rothschild kill an innocent, defenseless Changeling? Or will both of them meet their demise at the hooves of the natives to Equus?

Edited by the globalist shill James Fire.

A satirical piece.

The doggo/dybbuk with the upside-down head from the movie The Unborn visits Fluttershy. She's frightened. Because of course she is.

A kinda-sorta-maybe crossover with the horror film The Unborn. I've never seen it, but I hear it's pretty bad.

Edited by James Fire, who is thankfully not a Dybbuk.

Inspired by PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. Seriously, check it out. It's an amazing story.

A totally legitimate business pony decides to conduct some business, only to find out he's lost his business booklet. With his most precious item missing, he must now go out and find it.

Written back in November, releasing now as April Fool's Day feels like the perfect day to put it out.

Edited (somehow) by James Fire. Beginning to think he's not human.

Vegetables: the bane of most ponies when it comes to dinner time.

In Princess Luna's case, they're her Kryptonite.

Lucky for her, she has a sister who's willing to make her a special sundae!

Unlucky for her, her sister's Princess Celestia.

Edited as always by the ever wonderful James Fire.

When a rogue group of Changelings threatens Canterlot, it's up to Princess Celestia Donald J. Trump to defeat them!

Can the God-Emperor save the day? Or will the bad hombres be his undoing?

Edited By James Fire.

A satirical piece.

Love's a strange emotion. It fills one with many feelings: such as desire, lust, happiness,

It can also blossom in all regions of the world.

Including Antarcticolt.

Sex tag is for sexual references and nothing more.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Edited by James Fire

Rainbow Dash invites Fluttershy to watch the fireworks display with her on New Year's Eve. While there, they discuss their new year's resolutions.

However, what starts off as a simple conversation about resolutions turns into something more personal.

Edited by James Fire.

This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and A House Centipede

One night—before Luna can raise the moon and takeover for her sister—they struck.

The cockroaches.

With their castle under siege by hundreds upon hundreds of cockroaches, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and their new resident house centipede must take back their castle before the cockroaches take over the castle—and all of Canterlot.

Edited by the awesome James Fire.