Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

I do be writing. You do be reading

Just a lesbian with a laptop.

*blushes*

Part-time foalcon enthusiast. I also enjoy editing stuff sometimes. I appreciate any support you can give me!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I am the most adorable dragon slayer in existance.

Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.

"You think you know me..."

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

Never underestimate how stupid I am!

Not some cringy idol fan. Fimfiction wouldn't let me use 矢澤にこ.

I'm just your average writer/gamer/roleplayer. I'm a dude in case you are wondering. And I hope to become one of the greatest writers around. Thanks for reading. -Haven.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)