Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

time to get off this furry boat

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

God, I'm so sorry.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't