Six years on this account? And they say you can't feel old.

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

Can I speak to the manager?

As you walk through the valley of the shadow of death, fear no evil, for I am the scariest thing you will find in this valley. Trust me, I looked.

Name's Qrow. They/Them

I have returned.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

There's a fine line between magic and technology. We must explore these together and then find union in knowing we all belong. Whether you are of this world or beyond. Everyone can be a friend. -Me

I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.